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Are you on the hunt for the perfect Father's Day gift that will bring a smile to your dad's face? Look no further! Our Funny Dad T-Shirts are here to save the day. With their clever dad jokes and hilarious punchlines, these tees are sure to be a hit. Read on to discover why you should choose our Funny Dad T-Shirts and how they'll make Father's Day extra special.
Why Choose Our Funny Dad T-Shirts?
- Clever dad jokes that guarantee groans and laughter.
- Conversation-starting designs that attract attention wherever your dad goes.
- Made with soft cotton for ultimate comfort while delivering comedic charm.
- A unique and memorable gift that showcases your dad's sense of humor.
Make Father's Day Unforgettable
Father's Day is a time to honor and appreciate the amazing dads in our lives. By gifting your dad one of our Funny Dad T-Shirts, you'll not only put a smile on his face but also create lasting memories filled with laughter. Imagine the joy of seeing your dad proudly wear his Funny Dad T-Shirt, sharing jokes and making everyone around him laugh. It's the perfect way to show your love and appreciation on this special day.
Fulfillment time is the time it takes to make your custom-ordered product. Our fulfillment time is calculated in business days, and it’s 2–5 business days for all production techniques.
97.66% of our orders are shipped within 5 business days. More than 50% of our orders are shipped within 3 business days or fewer.
- Fulfillment time doesn't include shipping. To get an idea of how long an order will take to reach its destination, combine the estimated fulfillment time with the estimated shipping time.
- The fulfillment averages you see in our catalog are calculated based on our fulfillment data for each product within the time frame of 30 days.
- Our fulfillment averages don't account for the time an order might be put on hold.
- Fulfillment for large orders may take longer on average, but it’ll still be fulfilled within 5 business days.
- Our fulfillment times are an estimate, but not a guarantee. For a more detailed look at how we calculate the estimated fulfillment time, and to find out what can potentially slow down your order fulfillment check out this article.
Don't wait too long! Orders take 6-8 days to arrive, so make sure to place your order by June 8th to ensure Father's Day delivery. Get ready to celebrate Father's Day 2023 with a gift that combines humor and love. Choose our Funny Dad T-Shirts and make this Father's Day one to remember.
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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It has received 1299 reviews.
I ordered the eat a D and the eat S items! Both are perfect and hilarious! Fast shipping and packed to keep it safe! Great gift for friends with a sense of humor!
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These penises are just funny. The anonymity makes it totally stellar.
Ex bf pulled his ignore for weeks stunt. Sometimes when people turn their back on ya and apathy sets in, a delightful thing like eat a dick is available! Unfortunately he thought the dick was from someone else but we still laughed numerous times just thinking about it. He just needed it lol 🤣
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