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This throwback to the 00's and 90's offers both comfort and style, suitable for anyone who enjoys a good joke. Rest easy knowing our shirts are of top-notch quality, and we offer a 100% money-back guarantee.
Processing orders takes 2-3 days, and shipping is done via USPS ground advantage, usually arriving in 3-5 days. For sizing, refer to the photo in the listing, or reach out to us for any assistance needed.
Embrace the irony with the "Dick at your Door" tee - a versatile unisex shirt that's suitable for everyone. Whether it's for casual wear or a funny statement piece, this shirt is sure to turn heads and evoke a few laughs.
Add this clever graphic t-shirt to your wardrobe and let your sense of humor shine. It's a simple way to add a touch of humor to your day-to-day life.
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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