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For You - Never Ending Country Moaning Song

Regular price $14.99 Sale

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**If you select the card to be activated, once the card is opened, it won't stop for hours. 

**If you select the card not be activated, you'll be able to activate the card yourself by pulling the tab on the card. You can write anything you want before activating the card, but once the tab is pulled, DO NOT OPEN THE CARD.

Ever wondered what it’s like to drive someone to insanity? Now you can with the "For You"Moaning Porn Sound Cardl!! 

Here is the audio this card plays when activated: 


We here at Dick At Your Door love a good dick prank. However, we know there are more nuanced and subtle pranks out there that will strike just as hard as our delicious chocolate dicks. That why we made the non-family friendly anti wholesome everlasting Valentines Day card.

Designed to look like a cute Valentine's Day Card, this card pack a wallop when the recipient opens it to hear what starts out as a country love song, only to quickly turn sexual and make porn sounds for hours without being able to turn it off.

The only way to stop the Valentine's girl moaning sound card is to tear the card to shreds. It’s simply diabolical.

Imagine your coworker opening this card in your hip and wide open office space. Screams of pleasure coming from his or her cubicle will no doubt earn a beat red face and a stern talking to.

Happy Pranking, Friends.

Shipping Information

Shipping

We typically ship items within 1-3 business days. Items are not guaranteed to be delivered within a certain timeframe, as many carriers are experiencing delays due to covid-19. If you are experiencing any delays, contact the shipping carrier for more information.

SHIPS FROM OUR SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA WAREHOUSE
ORDERS TYPICALLY SHIP WITHIN 1-3 BUSINESS DAYS
 

For You - Never Ending Country Moaning Song

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