Sweet Treat - Eat a Dick
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Flowers are so 2010 - Up your game this year and get your boo a gift they will not only love, they will remember forever!
The Sweet Treat Dong is our Limited Edition chocolate penis in a box of the year, so don't sleep on this perfect gift.
This chocolate dick in a box gift is perfect for this thoughtful occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.
- SEVEN ounces of solid chocolate
- Perfectly disguised as a luxury item
- Featured in Huffington Post, Cosmo, Men's Health, Funny or Die and more
Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the holidays, bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate that just happens to be shaped like a dong.
You supply the address we supply the dick. It's that simple.
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
This product is rated 4.8 of 5.0 stars.
It has received 1299 reviews.
I ordered the eat a D and the eat S items! Both are perfect and hilarious! Fast shipping and packed to keep it safe! Great gift for friends with a sense of humor!
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These penises are just funny. The anonymity makes it totally stellar.
Ex bf pulled his ignore for weeks stunt. Sometimes when people turn their back on ya and apathy sets in, a delightful thing like eat a dick is available! Unfortunately he thought the dick was from someone else but we still laughed numerous times just thinking about it. He just needed it lol 🤣
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