The Original Chocolate Dick Prank. This is exactly what you have been searching for, we promise.
Back in 2016, we were just a couple of 20 somethings making funny dick jokes and melting chocolate in a small kitchen. Looking back, we had no clue where we were going or what this would be. Nonetheless, here we are and now we are better than ever. Seriously.
We've double the size of the chocolate by weight and dimensions (girth baby), added new flavors (hello giant gummies!), and given you all the option you need to give the best gift of all time.
In as little as two minutes, you can order the funniest and most confusing gift in the world.
Following the steps make this as easy as you want.
Step 1: Choose your Box - Pick from the original boxes or jump in on the new surprise and thinking of you boxes. Maybe you have a birthday party you need to upset? We got that too
Step 2: Choose your candy - Choose Milk Chocolate, white chocolate, Cherry Gummy or Blue Raz Gummy. All perishables are produced here in the US and are guaranteed to melt in your mouth
Step 3: Add a Message - Not a requirement, but a prank gift is always funnier when there is an equally confusing message included
Step 4: Upgrades - Have us hand wrap the gift or even put it in a Frustration Box to make the recipient go insane (we put it in wood box, glue the box, wrap it in glue tape and wrap the entire box. It's impossible to open, so there's that)
That's it! Any way you decide to send this, you can rest assured that it'll be a fun joke! We also offer Navidium Shipping Protection so you can be sure your "package" arrives correctly.
Order before 3PM PST and your order is shipped the same day! We also offer ice packs, priority, and express shipments. Just let us know what you need and we can make it happen.
Hugs and kisses from the DAYD boys and the little family here in San Diego.
We typically ship items within 1-3 business days. Items are not guaranteed to be delivered within a certain timeframe, as many carriers are experiencing delays due to covid-19. If you are experiencing any delays, contact the shipping carrier for more information.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Are these truly anonymous?
A: Of course. We ship everything with complete discretion. The box has a gift company as the sender and won’t give your information out, unless you do something illegal (don’t do that) or involved in a legal lawsuit (sexual harassment, stalking, etc) and we are required by law. If you’d like the recipient to know who sent the dick, include a customized message and write whatever you’d like.
Q: Is my Phone number or any other information on the package?
A: No, we don't include any customer information on or inside the package. Your phone number, email and billing details are just used to process the payment and track your order.
Q: Is the billing discreet? What shows up on my credit card statement?
A: The picture below is our public information for billing:
Q: Is this chocolate edible?
A: Sure is. Each ding dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. **Orders on or after 5/1/20 are made with milk chocolate.
Q: How big is it?
A: Our anonymous chocolate dick gag gifts are as real as it gets. Coming right up to the American average penis size of about 5″ in length and completely solid to prevent breaking.
Q: When will my item ship?
A: Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be aware that during busy times like holidays, processing may take a little longer than 3 business days.
Q: Have you ever had a problem with melting?
A: We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with Cold Gel Packs for a little extra.
Q: How do I know my target received the package (pun intended)?
A: Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s target.
Q: Do you offer holiday/Christmas themed products?
A: Yes! Keep your eyes out for our Holiday Collections coming soon! For other holidays, we usually release products 3-4 weeks before the holiday.
A: Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
The best reactions
Gift giving is awesome. So are pranks. In the age of social media, global plagues, and all the other nonsense going on in our lives, sending a dick in the mail is something to lighten up life a little. Plus, who's going to be worried about that failed psych class when they can't stop wondering who the hell sent them a seven inch dong in the mail.
Stupid? Maybe a little...
Worth It? Every time.