Porn Sounds Prank Card
Sam Day 1-3 Day Shipping When Ordered by 3PM EST
100% Anonymous
and 100% Hilarious
Over 1500 Five
Star Reviews
Description
Looking for a funny greeting card that's sure to leave a lasting impression? Look no further than the "Just For You" Moaning Prank Greeting Card from Dick at Your Door.
This prank greeting card is the perfect way to show someone you care while also injecting a bit of humor into their day. When the recipient opens the card, they'll be met with a loud and unmistakable moaning sound that will play continuously for up to four hours. It's the kind of unexpected and hilarious surprise that's sure to put a smile on anyone's face.
But that's not all! The "Just For You" Moaning Prank Greeting Card also includes a hidden glitter bomb inside. When the recipient tries to destroy the card, the glitter bomb is triggered, showering them with glitter and adding another layer of humor to the prank.
With the ability to send anonymously and a customizable message inside the card, this prank greeting card is the perfect way to prank a friend or family member while also showing them that you care. The card is printed on high-quality cardstock, ensuring that it will last long after the initial surprise has worn off.
At Dick at Your Door, we're committed to providing excellent customer service. That's why we offer same-day shipping for orders placed by 3PM EST, and most orders arrive within three days of shipping. So you can rest assured that your "You Give My Heart a Boner" Moaning Prank Greeting Card will arrive quickly and in perfect condition.
We specialize in funny and irreverent products that are sure to make you laugh. Our "Just For You" Moaning Prank Greeting Card is just one example of our commitment to providing unique and hilarious products that you won't find anywhere else. So why wait? Order your "Just For You" Moaning Prank Greeting Card today and get ready to spread some laughter and joy.
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
This product is rated 4.8 of 5.0 stars.
It has received 156 reviews.