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Just For You - Moaning Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Just For You - Moaning Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
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Just For You - Moaning Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Just For You - Moaning Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Just For You - Moaning Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Just For You - Moaning Greeting Card
Just For You - Moaning Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Just For You - Moaning Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Just For You - Moaning Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Just For You - Moaning Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Just For You - Moaning Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Just For You - Moaning Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Just For You - Moaning Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Just For You - Moaning Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Just For You - Moaning Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Just For You - Moaning Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Just For You - Moaning Greeting Card
Just For You - Moaning Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Just For You - Moaning Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Just For You - Moaning Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Just For You - Moaning Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor

Just For You - Moaning Greeting Card

“Got this for my boyfriend and he couldn't stop laughing - highly recommend for some good fun and great laughs"

Activated = Ready to be pranked on arrival/first open (most popular) 

$12.99

Rude Musical Cards - The Original Never Ending Card

Step up your greeting cards this year, it's 2023 after all. Send a never-ending card anonymously or be there to bask in the glory that is elevated gifting

Once the safety tag is removed, the next person who opens the card will:

  • Receive 2-4 hours of offensive, funny or disgust songs (depending on the card)
  • The card must be destroyed to stop the sounds
  • When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke
  • maximum satisfaction 
  • battery life lasts over one year, so don't worry about using them over time!

We can send it anonymously for you or add your own message at home.  Just remember to choose not activated!

Send one today!
$12.99
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Was well received!

I knew the package was received when my mother texted me, “Are you done sending shitty gifts?” Maybe her husband shouldn’t keep gifting me Trump memorabilia and bibles as “jokes”.

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Rob Severence
Was well received!

I knew the package was received when my mother texted me, “Are you done sending shitty gifts?” Maybe her husband shouldn’t keep gifting me Trump memorabilia and bibles as “jokes”.

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Ryan Coffey
Perfect, thank you!!

Arrived just on time Christmas Eve morning! My niece and I always exchange joke gifts at family Christmas Eve dinner, and I won again with your help lol . Was able to give my niece her amazing chocolate shit present lol. Thanks again guys!

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Turd in a Box

Although I ordered a Turd in a Box It was delivered to my address … Not the Turd Earners and it melted in the mailbox … I was pleased with the service and the mix up was probably on my end … Thank you … I now have Diarreah in a Box … Lol …