Eat Shit - Chocolate Shit in a Box

Eat Shit - Chocolate Shit in a Box

When life hands you crap, give some back (literally)

Nothing says “I love you,” “I hate you,” or “you’re dead to me” quite like a shiny, handcrafted chocolate turd in a box. Yeah, you read that right. Not flowers. Not a teddy bear. Not some boring-ass Hallmark card. Nope - a big ol’ pile of edible poop molded from creamy milk chocolate, ready to deliver the most direct message in human history: Eat Shit.

👉 Want to ruin someone’s day while also making it the funniest day they’ve ever had? Hit buy now, ship this box of chocolate crap straight to their doorstep, and let the laughter (or gagging) begin.

Why this is the only gift that matters

Let’s be real - the average gift sucks. Socks, candles, Amazon gift cards. Snooze. If you really want to send something unforgettable, you need shock value plus sweetness. That’s where this chocolate shit comes in.

• Handcrafted chocolate - premium milk chocolate, smooth and rich
• Looks disgustingly real - perfectly molded turd shape
• Shock factor guaranteed - their face will be priceless when they open it
• Anonymous shipping - no one will ever know it was you
• Dual purpose - prank first, dessert later

This isn’t just candy. It’s comedy wrapped in sugar, a box of edible chaos that lands harder than any breakup text ever could.

Imagine the scene

It’s your ex’s birthday. Or your buddy’s bachelor party. Or your frenemy just got promoted. They tear into a mysterious package thinking they’ve scored something nice. The box opens. Silence. Confusion. Then realization:

“Wait… is this… a turd?”

Yes. Yes, it is. Except this turd is shiny, rich, and edible. They’ve just been handed the most literal Eat Shit moment of their life, and it came in a gift box that looks way too legit to contain poop.

And the best part? After the initial shock, they can actually eat it. And spoiler: it tastes way better than it looks.

The ultimate edible insult

This box of chocolate crap works for almost any situation where sarcasm and savagery collide:

• Birthday surprises - forget balloons, send a box of turds
• Breakup pranks - nothing says closure like “Eat Shit” in edible form
• Sweet revenge - piss you off? Send poop. Problem solved
• Gag gift exchanges - white elephant just got filthy
• Friendship roasts - because real friends send each other chocolate poop

Why you need to do this

Because normal gifts are boring. Because sometimes words aren’t enough. Because you can’t look your buddy in the face and say “eat shit” without getting punched. But you can mail them a perfectly molded chocolate turd in a discreet little box and let it do the talking for you.

This isn’t just a snack. It’s a story. They’ll tell people about it for years. They’ll laugh, they’ll cringe, they’ll maybe even eat it. But one thing’s for sure: they’ll never forget it.

👉 Don’t half-ass your gift-giving. Full-ass it. Order the Eat Shit Chocolate Turd in a Box today and make someone’s day hilariously crappy.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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