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OUR CHOCOLATE "EAT A DICK" PRANKS
A dick in a box sent anonymously to the recipient of your choice! Items are sent discreetly from our warehouse in San Diego with a generic return address. The perfect penis prank for your friends, coworkers or anyone who needs to eat a dick and loves chocolate too!
SPRING LOADED GLITTER BOMBS
Spread love and glitter all over the recipient with the Best Spring Loaded Glitter Bombs on the market
SPECIALTY GREETING CARDS
These greeting cards are much better than the average boring greeting card. Never Ending Sound Cards play a hilarious sound that can't be turned off without ripping the card open, and when they do they will be presented with loads of glitter spilling out.
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Order!
Order the chocolate dick of your choice. Send anonymously or choose a custom handwritten card to let the recipient know who sent it.
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Ship!
In 1-3 business days, your order will be shipped from our SoCal warehouse and you’ll receive tracking information each step of the way.
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Laugh!
Bask in satisfaction and glory when your target is confused and angry because they just opened a box with a chocolate dick in it.
We have chocolate dongs. Gummy Dongs. Bags of dongs. All anonymous. All handmade. All hilarious
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Take a look at every delicious and decadent treat we offer. From dongs to buttholes, you'll find every box you need to make your gift the best of the year
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Exploding Confetti Cards and Never Ending Singing Cards are here.
Embarrass and enrage your friends, coworkers, family, or the neighbor who parties until 4AM with an endless greeting card. Once activated, the recipient is in for 3+ hours of porn sounds, farts, screams, or any number of offensive sounds we drum up. When destroyed, they will get a glitter explosion for their efforts. Where do you want them to open this card???
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So chocolate dicks aren’t your thing? That’s all good by me. It’s why we made the spring loaded confetti dick bomb. With up to four ounces of heavy dick glitter loaded up into an extra coiled spring to maximize spread, pop and annoyance. You can bet this package will be the talk of the party or the most confusing and surprising package ever opened
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The original anonymous mail prank. Sent from our discreet warehouse, all orders are 100% anonymous unless told otherwise
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Need it fast? We got your back.Once you order your prank, we will add everything you
need to make the gifting
experience unforgettable and ship it FAST -
We'll let you know when the
recipient has received their "package" so you can film
their reaction or laugh at
their confusion
About Us:
Dick At Your Door was never supposed to be anything other than a joke between friends. What started as an inside joke became a little chocolate shop of horrors which became a small business which became my life.
Am I surprised we are still going? Absolutely. Would I have it any other way? Absolutely not.
Over the years, I’ve made brutal mistakes. Through destroyed products, melting chocolate, lost packaging, one terrible no good manufacturer and countless 24 hours marathons of sculpting chocolate penises, I’ve learned a lot about this world. The most important thing? How much people love a well made chocolate dick.
Thanks for finding my shop in the weird corner of the internet. Please don’t hesitate to reach out with questions, comments, thoughts, whatever. You degenerate shoppers are why I’m still here.
Now go Eat a Dick.
Hugs and Kisses,
Adam
Let customers speak for us
A fun surprise delivered
A fantastic way to send encouragement.
Justin Shaw
Congratulations! - New and Improved Glitter Bomb Card
Birthday
This was great! It arrived on time and it was awesome when she opened it on her birthday! Brilliant
DAMON PROFFITT
Route Package Protection
Prank
This product gave my buddies a good laugh and so did I. The product did the job and that's what I hoped for
Anonymous
Sweet Treat - Eat a Dick
Dick-tastic
Loved sending this as a surprise gift. Worked out great
Sierra Widman
Chocolate Upgrade - Pick Another at 40% off
5 thumbs! Straight up!
Arrived quickly and looked great! My boss hasn’t eaten it yet though because she’s showing it off!
wendy bates
Happy Birthday - Eat A Dick
Chocolate Upgrade - Pick Another at 40% off
James Jeffers
Chocolate Upgrade - Pick Another at 40% off
Great service
I accidentally ordered two of a product and your customer service quickly fixed my order. Thank you for being so fast.
Megan Meyer
Thinking of You - Eat A Dick
Beautiful
Exactly as described! Beware your local weather and use common sense when ordering-heat will melt your product. Overall, a great gag gift.
Fabian Cantu
Live Fast. Eat Ass - Edible Anus Chocolate Gift
Just to funny
Ordered a dick to send to my brother in-law and he thought it was the best thing ever. It came on time and was packed well, and tasted good so I was told ;)
Maverick
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