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OUR CHOCOLATE "EAT A DICK" PRANKS

A dick in a box sent anonymously to the recipient of your choice! Items are sent discreetly from our warehouse in San Diego with a generic return address. The perfect penis prank for your friends, coworkers or anyone who needs to eat a dick and loves chocolate too!

Government Box - Stimulus Check Edition
Government Box - Stimulus Check Edition
Regular price$19.99
    The Christmas Dick - Chocolate Dick in a Box
    The Christmas Dick - Chocolate Dick in a Box
    Regular price$19.99
      Happy Birthday Box - Chocolate Dick
      Happy Birthday Box - Chocolate Dick
      Regular price$19.99
        Congratulations Box: Chocolate Dick
        Congratulations Box: Chocolate Dick
        Regular price$19.99
          Blossom Box - Chocolate Dick
          Blossom Box - Chocolate Dick
          Regular price$19.99
            The Don Box - Chocolate Dick
            The Don Box - Chocolate Dick
            Regular price$19.99
              Eat A Dick: The White Walker (White Chocolate)
              Eat A Dick: The White Walker (White Chocolate)
              Regular price$24.99
                Blank Box: Chocolate Dick
                Blank Box: Chocolate Dick
                Regular price$19.99
                  Halloween Dong - Mr. Wood
                  Halloween Dong - Mr. Wood
                  Regular price$24.99$19.99

                    SPRING LOADED GLITTER BOMBS

                    Spread love and glitter all over the recipient with the Best Spring Loaded Glitter Bombs on the market

                    Spring Loaded Dick Glitter Bomb
                    Spring Loaded Dick Glitter Bomb
                    Regular price$19.99$14.99
                      Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb
                      Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb
                      Regular price$24.99$17.49
                      Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb
                      Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb
                      Regular price$24.99$17.49
                        Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb - FREEDOM EDITION
                        Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb - FREEDOM EDITION
                        Regular price$24.99$17.49
                          Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb - Shit Edition
                          Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb - Shit Edition
                          Regular price$24.99$17.49

                            SPECIALTY GREETING CARDS

                            These greeting cards are much better than the average boring greeting card. Never Ending Sound Cards play a hilarious sound that can't be turned off without ripping the card open, and when they do they will be presented with loads of glitter spilling out.

                            OTHER HILARIOUS GAG GIFTS & PRANKS

                            Another option for funny mail pranks, sent anonymously to your friends or enemies. These funny gag gifts are pulled straight from our prank lab of crafty fun.

                            Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box
                            Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box
                            Regular price$19.99$14.99
                              Tirecockz Penis Valve Cap Cover - 3 Colors!
                              Tirecockz Penis Valve Cap Cover - 3 Colors!
                              Regular price$19.99$14.99
                              Bag of Dicks: Gummy Candy
                              Bag of Dicks: Gummy Candy
                              Regular price$15.99$11.99
                                Eat Poop: Chocolate Turd in a Box
                                Eat Poop: Chocolate Turd in a Box
                                Regular price$19.99$14.99

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                                  • Order!

                                    Order the chocolate dick of your choice. Send anonymously or choose a custom handwritten card to let the recipient know who sent it.

                                  • Ship!

                                    In 1-3 business days, your order will be shipped from our SoCal warehouse and you’ll receive tracking information each step of the way.

                                  • Laugh!

                                    Bask in satisfaction and glory when your target is confused and angry because they just opened a box with a chocolate dick in it.

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