Our Chocolate "Eat A Dick" Pranks:

Happy Birthday Dick: Chocolate Dick + Custom Birthday Card

$24.99 $19.99

Chocolate Dicks

Chocolate Dick: The White Walker

$24.99 $19.99

Chocolate Dicks

Chocolate Dick: The Don (Black Box)

$24.99 $19.99

Chocolate Dicks

Chocolate Dick: Blossom Box

Our Chocolate "Eat Shit" & "Eat Poop" Pranks:

$24.99 $19.99

Eat Shit Prank

Chocolate Prank: The “Eat Shit” Box

$24.99 $19.99

Eat Shit Prank

Chocolate Prank: The “Eat Poop” Box

Order!

Order!

Order the chocolate dick of your choice. Send anonymously or choose a custom handwritten card to let the recipient know who sent it.

Ship!

Ship!

In 1-3 business days, your order will be shipped from our SoCal warehouse and you’ll receive tracking information each step of the way.

Laugh!

Laugh!

Bask in satisfaction when your target is confused and angry because they just opened a box with a chocolate dick in it.