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Is the original the best? Some think so. Now 40% bigger and in this case, bigger is always better.
EAT A DICK
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If you're worried about food allergies or melted dick, we have the solution for you. The old fashioned dick glitter bomb is guaranteed to make a mess, an mess with their head
The dick bomb
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Gummy goodies in a bag. Sometimes it's quantity over everything. What do you think?
EAT A BAG OF DICKS
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dicks sometimes give off the wrong impression or sediment. that's okay. It's why we make the little wrinkle rings for your enjoyment
Eat my ass
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some of the shit we do, I swear it'll come back to haunt me. Not this this shit. This shit is too good to be bad
EAT SHIT
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The best gifts are the ones that they didn't see coming! Join the more than 600,000 happy people "dicking around" for your bachelorette, birthday, or just a good ol' fashioned prank :)
OUR ORDERS:
Easy to ship & delivery fast
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Risk Free Purchasing
orders are protected by Navidium shipping protection so you don't have to worry about damage, melting or lost
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Fast AF Shipping
Order before 3PM PST and have your order shipped SAME DAY.Free priority shipping on all orders over 40.00 dollars.
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Laugh!
Bask in satisfaction and glory when your target is confused and angry because they just opened a box with a chocolate dick in it.
OUR ORDERS:
Easy to ship & delivery fast
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RISK FREE PURCHASING
orders are protected by Navidium shipping protection so you don't have to worry about damage, melting or lost
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FAST AF SHIPPING
Order before 3PM PST and have your order shipped SAME DAY.Free priority shipping on all orders over 40.00 dollars.
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LAUGH!
Bask in satisfaction and glory when your target is confused and angry because they just opened a box with a chocolate dick in it.
About Us:
Dick At Your Door was never supposed to be anything other than a joke between friends. What started as an inside joke became a little chocolate shop of horrors which became a small business which became my life.
Am I surprised we are still going? Absolutely. Would I have it any other way? Absolutely not.
Over the years, I’ve made brutal mistakes. Through destroyed products, melting chocolate, lost packaging, one terrible no good manufacturer and countless 24 hours marathons of sculpting chocolate penises, I’ve learned a lot about this world. The most important thing? How much people love a well made chocolate dick.
Thanks for finding my shop in the weird corner of the internet. Please don’t hesitate to reach out with questions, comments, thoughts, whatever. You degenerate shoppers are why I’m still here.
Now go Eat a Dick.
Hugs and Kisses,
Adam
MORE THAN 10,000+ HAPPY CUSTOMERS
Loved by thousands
Got em
Sent it to a male friend of mine... It's now on it's way to another friend of ours! We are playing pass the "eat a dick"
Jennifer Poldrack
Surprise Box - Eat a Dick
Perfect
Quick shipping and delivered well packaged. Hysterical for the recipient and all involved.
Christopher Gerard
The Christmas Dick - Chocolate Dick in a Box
Outstanding Service
I had an issue with my shipment. It ended up lost in transit and after following up with the postal service and no further info given by them I contacted customer service. It's a gift for a coworker so I needed it for the 22nd. They were more than helpful and willing to reship the product. Great customer service!
Kara
Eat A Dick - Dick in A Box Chocolate
Christmas present
I haven't been able to look at it yet. I'm in New York and its a Christmas present for my girlfriend when we get back to Florida. So for now its in the freezer. lol. I will say that these ease of ordering and customer service are impeccable. Thank you
William Little
Eat A Dick - Dick in A Box Chocolate
The Christmas Dick - Chocolate Dick in a Box
Steve Wilson-Brown
The Christmas Dick - Chocolate Dick in a Box
No dicks just glitter
This was a regular glitter bomb. No dick glitter at all. A total waste of money.
S.L.
Spring Loaded Dick Glitter Bomb
I like it
I wanted to see what it was like before sending to someone.
I confirm it’s anonymous. It even teases them a bit by giving them a QR code that says “see who sent this to you”. Then asks for a tracking number to get the secret message.
I don’t recall if there was a spot to put a secret message but it said “oh no. This person doesn’t care about you enough to include a message”.
But never reveals who sent it.
The dick itself is a bit on the small side, but likely bigger than your enemy’s dick, and very realistic.
Aaron Cummings
Sweet Treat - Eat a Dick
Love it!
A wonderfully unique gift for those of us who are cheeky! The only bad thing I have to say is that my chocolate dick is slightly smaller than I expected. But it’s still perfectly large enough to be worth the price. I love this and I’ll definitely use Dick At Your Door again
Vickie Plue
Sweet Treat - Eat a Dick
Great Product…shipping sucked
Product is top notch. But the shipping situation was ridiculous. I live in California and DAYD used to ship from San Diego. So when I was trying to time the delivery with a birthday I entered my order on a day thinking that it would arrive within about a day of the BDay. Then I see it was shipping from New Jersey…WTF????? I emailed and the response was lack luster. Then it shipped via the US Post office. That’s what I chose, but anybody that has relied on the post office would know I got F*cked by them too. So it arrived about 3 days later than I expected.
It would be great if you could pick the delivery day when you order and the shipping is calculated appropriately. Sometimes a few extra bucks would be worth perfecting your gift giving.
My advice, buy chocolate dicks but NEVER let the postman touch your dicks!!!! UPS or FedEx will be the only ones touching my cocks in the future!!!!
DNCII
Happy Birthday - Eat A Dick
Just in the dick of time
My friends husband: “maybe someone actually hates you and sent you that.”
My friend: “A chocolate dick is love. Not hate.”
That is all you need to know about DAYD.
Chocolate
Dick
Is
Love
Michele Herrmann
Thinking of You - Eat A Dick