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Is the original the best? Some think so. Now 40% bigger and in this case, bigger is always better.
EAT A DICK
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Gummy goodies in a bag. Sometimes it's quantity over everything. What do you think?
EAT A BAG OF DICKS
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dicks sometimes give off the wrong impression or sediment. that's okay. It's why we make the little wrinkle rings for your enjoyment
Eat my ass
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some of the shit we do, I swear it'll come back to haunt me. Not this this shit. This shit is too good to be bad
EAT SHIT
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If you're worried about food allergies or melted dick, we have the solution for you. The old fashioned dick glitter bomb is guaranteed to make a mess, an mess with their head
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The best gifts are the ones that they didn't see coming! Join the more than 600,000 happy people "dicking around" for your bachelorette, birthday, or just a good ol' fashioned prank :)
OUR ORDERS:
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orders are protected by Navidium shipping protection so you don't have to worry about damage, melting or lost
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Fast AF Shipping
Order before 3PM PST and have your order shipped SAME DAY.Free priority shipping on all orders over 40.00 dollars.
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Laugh!
Bask in satisfaction and glory when your target is confused and angry because they just opened a box with a chocolate dick in it.
OUR ORDERS:
Easy to ship & delivery fast
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RISK FREE PURCHASING
orders are protected by Navidium shipping protection so you don't have to worry about damage, melting or lost
-
FAST AF SHIPPING
Order before 3PM PST and have your order shipped SAME DAY.Free priority shipping on all orders over 40.00 dollars.
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LAUGH!
Bask in satisfaction and glory when your target is confused and angry because they just opened a box with a chocolate dick in it.
About Us:
Dick At Your Door was never supposed to be anything other than a joke between friends. What started as an inside joke became a little chocolate shop of horrors which became a small business which became my life.
Am I surprised we are still going? Absolutely. Would I have it any other way? Absolutely not.
Over the years, I’ve made brutal mistakes. Through destroyed products, melting chocolate, lost packaging, one terrible no good manufacturer and countless 24 hours marathons of sculpting chocolate penises, I’ve learned a lot about this world. The most important thing? How much people love a well made chocolate dick.
Thanks for finding my shop in the weird corner of the internet. Please don’t hesitate to reach out with questions, comments, thoughts, whatever. You degenerate shoppers are why I’m still here.
Now go Eat a Dick.
Hugs and Kisses,
Adam
MORE THAN 10,000+ HAPPY CUSTOMERS
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Unprofessional Customer service
horrible, rude, unprofessional customer service, save your money, shop at another site,
Chocolate also inedible.
Former Customer
Chocolate Upgrade - Pick Another at 40% off
Great product.
My brother sent an explicit message but love it lol
Daniel Carter
Sweet Treat - Eat a Dick
Friend loved it and commented on how great they tasted =)
Joseph Barber
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Guy deserved it
Actions didn’t match his words being the “nice guy” so…… this was a perfect way to be done!!
A.
Spring Loaded Dick Glitter Bomb
Great stuff
Never ending singing card was totally awesome my friend was totally pissed off that she could stop the card from playing.
Kim Taylor
Tits Your Birthday - Never Ending Birthday Card for Her
Perfect gag gift.
Everything was great. The recipient said it was a little melted. But it was good.
Josh Hall
Eat A Dick - Dick in A Box Chocolate
awesome
mates been down, he is a anti-covid vaxxer so i enjoyed sending him the covid vax dick, the sound of his laughter was so worth every cent
Greg Light
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