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Oh hey there, friend!
We know you. You like crude humor sprinkled with a little offensiveness. You laugh at certain things...even if it's not particularly ok.
You like your life a quarter mile at a time and that's okay.
We're just like you and we make the fun stuff that you love to buy. Gags, novelties, merch, pranks. It's all here under one "roof". Thanks for stopping by.
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Chocolate Buttholes
Dick At Your Door has the best edible anus chocolates you never knew you needed.
Never Ending Singing Cards
Our Famous Never Ending Greeting Cards are back! Anonymously send the most confusing and offensive cards you never knew you needed
Chocolate Dicks
This milk chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.
FAQ
You got questions, we got answers. At least to some of the most common ones. If you have weird questions, reach out and we'll try to answer your crazy thoughts
Do you ship overseas?
Yes, we ship all over the world. Shipping costs will apply, and will be added at checkout. We run discounts and promotions all year, so stay tuned for exclusive deals.
How long will it take to get my orders?
All orders place by 11AM PST are shipped same day. Most arrive in 3-5 Business days, but you can upgrade shipping to make sure you get it when you need it!
Is this Chocolate Edible?
Absolutely! We were chocolatiers before we were pranksters, so you can be sure the chocolate is the good stuf
Have you ever had a problem with melting?
We have tested these chocolate in warm conditions and they went unmelted. BUT we've also had reports in mild climates where they are left on the doorstep in direct sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting, we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.