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OUR CHOCOLATE "EAT A DICK" PRANKS

A dick in a box sent anonymously to the recipient of your choice! Items are sent discreetly from our warehouse in San Diego with a generic return address. The perfect penis prank for your friends, coworkers or anyone who needs to eat a dick and loves chocolate too!

Covid-19 Vaccine Box - Chocolate DickCovid-19 Vaccine Box - Chocolate Dick
Covid-19 Vaccine Box - Chocolate Dick
Regular price$24.99$17.99
    Sweet Treat - Chocolate DickSweet Treat - Chocolate Dick
    Sweet Treat - Chocolate Dick
    Regular price$24.99$19.99
      Government Box - Stimulus Check EditionGovernment Box - Stimulus Check Edition
      Government Box - Stimulus Check Edition
      Regular price$24.99$14.99
        Happy Birthday Box - Chocolate DickHappy Birthday Box - Chocolate Dick
        Happy Birthday Box - Chocolate Dick
        Regular price$24.99$19.99
          Congratulations Box: Chocolate DickCongratulations Box: Chocolate Dick
          Congratulations Box: Chocolate Dick
          Regular price$24.99$19.99
            Blossom Box - Chocolate DickBlossom Box - Chocolate Dick
            Blossom Box - Chocolate Dick
            Regular price$24.99$19.99
              The Don Box - Chocolate DickThe Don Box - Chocolate Dick
              The Don Box - Chocolate Dick
              Regular price$24.99$17.99
                Blank Box: Chocolate DickBlank Box: Chocolate Dick
                Blank Box: Chocolate Dick
                $19.99

                  SPRING LOADED GLITTER BOMBS

                  Spread love and glitter all over the recipient with the Best Spring Loaded Glitter Bombs on the market

                  Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb - Valentine's EditionSpring Loaded Glitter Bomb - Valentine's Edition
                  Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb - Valentine's Edition
                  Regular price$29.99$22.99
                    Spring Loaded Dick Glitter BombSpring Loaded Dick Glitter Bomb
                    Spring Loaded Dick Glitter Bomb
                    Regular price$24.99$19.99
                      Spring Loaded Glitter BombSpring Loaded Glitter Bomb
                      Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb
                      Regular price$24.99$19.99
                      Spring Loaded Jizz BombSpring Loaded Jizz Bomb
                      Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb
                      Regular price$24.99$19.99
                        Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb - FREEDOM EDITIONSpring Loaded Glitter Bomb - FREEDOM EDITION
                        Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb - FREEDOM EDITION
                        Regular price$24.99$19.99
                          Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb - Shit EditionSpring Loaded Glitter Bomb - Shit Edition
                          Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb - Shit Edition
                          Regular price$24.99$19.99

                            SPECIALTY GREETING CARDS

                            These greeting cards are much better than the average boring greeting card. Never Ending Sound Cards play a hilarious sound that can't be turned off without ripping the card open, and when they do they will be presented with loads of glitter spilling out.

                            OTHER HILARIOUS GAG GIFTS & PRANKS

                            Another option for funny mail pranks, sent anonymously to your friends or enemies. These funny gag gifts are pulled straight from our prank lab of crafty fun.

                            Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a BoxEat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box
                            Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box
                            Regular price$19.99$14.99
                              Bag of Dicks: Gummy CandyBag of Dicks: Gummy Candy
                              Bag of Dicks: Gummy Candy
                              Regular price$15.99$11.99
                                Happy Father's Day: You're the ShitHappy Father's Day: You're the Shit
                                Happy Father's Day: You're the Shit
                                Regular price$24.99$19.99

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                                • Order!

                                  Order the chocolate dick of your choice. Send anonymously or choose a custom handwritten card to let the recipient know who sent it.

                                • Ship!

                                  In 1-3 business days, your order will be shipped from our SoCal warehouse and you’ll receive tracking information each step of the way.

                                • Laugh!

                                  Bask in satisfaction and glory when your target is confused and angry because they just opened a box with a chocolate dick in it.

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