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Is the original the best? Some think so. Now 40% bigger and in this case, bigger is always better.
EAT A DICK
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If you're worried about food allergies or melted dick, we have the solution for you. The old fashioned dick glitter bomb is guaranteed to make a mess, an mess with their head
The dick bomb
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Gummy goodies in a bag. Sometimes it's quantity over everything. What do you think?
EAT A BAG OF DICKS
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dicks sometimes give off the wrong impression or sediment. that's okay. It's why we make the little wrinkle rings for your enjoyment
Eat my ass
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some of the shit we do, I swear it'll come back to haunt me. Not this this shit. This shit is too good to be bad
EAT SHIT
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The best gifts are the ones that they didn't see coming! Join the more than 600,000 happy people "dicking around" for your bachelorette, birthday, or just a good ol' fashioned prank :)
OUR ORDERS:
Easy to ship & delivery fast
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Risk Free Purchasing
orders are protected by Navidium shipping protection so you don't have to worry about damage, melting or lost
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Fast AF Shipping
Order before 3PM PST and have your order shipped SAME DAY.Free priority shipping on all orders over 40.00 dollars.
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Laugh!
Bask in satisfaction and glory when your target is confused and angry because they just opened a box with a chocolate dick in it.
OUR ORDERS:
Easy to ship & delivery fast
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RISK FREE PURCHASING
orders are protected by Navidium shipping protection so you don't have to worry about damage, melting or lost
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FAST AF SHIPPING
Order before 3PM PST and have your order shipped SAME DAY.Free priority shipping on all orders over 40.00 dollars.
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LAUGH!
Bask in satisfaction and glory when your target is confused and angry because they just opened a box with a chocolate dick in it.
About Us:
Dick At Your Door was never supposed to be anything other than a joke between friends. What started as an inside joke became a little chocolate shop of horrors which became a small business which became my life.
Am I surprised we are still going? Absolutely. Would I have it any other way? Absolutely not.
Over the years, I’ve made brutal mistakes. Through destroyed products, melting chocolate, lost packaging, one terrible no good manufacturer and countless 24 hours marathons of sculpting chocolate penises, I’ve learned a lot about this world. The most important thing? How much people love a well made chocolate dick.
Thanks for finding my shop in the weird corner of the internet. Please don’t hesitate to reach out with questions, comments, thoughts, whatever. You degenerate shoppers are why I’m still here.
Now go Eat a Dick.
Hugs and Kisses,
Adam
MORE THAN 10,000+ HAPPY CUSTOMERS
Loved by thousands
Just awesome
The dick arrived and gave my boyfriend a great laugh! Me as well. Later I got his dick so we were both very happy. This is an awesome idea and a lot of fun with tons of laughs!
Ryan Gellert
Eat A Dick - Dick in A Box Chocolate
Love your product but texas heat sucks
I’ve never had this issue before but when I got the gummy dick I opened it to check it out before giving it to my friend and it had melted and got deformed. It’s unfortunate but nothing I could do about it. I still would recommend these to anyone!
Alex Thomas
Happy Birthday - Eat A Dick
Don’t order from this company, they’ll steal your money.
I ordered from Dick at you Door last week as a gag gift for my buddies birthday. Not only did I get “upsold” on $35 for priority shipping but I’ve even followed up via email writing a complaint and still haven’t heard back (it’s been 5 days). Long story short, the order was never shipped and the birthday is more than a week old so I don’t even want the product anymore. I just want my money back. Definitely don’t order from this company, they’ll steal your money and treat you like like garbage.
D.M.P.
DickAtYourDoor
Unprofessional Customer service
horrible, rude, unprofessional customer service, save your money, shop at another site,
Chocolate also inedible.
Former Customer
Chocolate Upgrade - Pick Another at 40% off
Great product.
My brother sent an explicit message but love it lol
Daniel Carter
Sweet Treat - Eat a Dick
Friend loved it and commented on how great they tasted =)
Joseph Barber
Navidium Shipping Protection
Guy deserved it
Actions didn’t match his words being the “nice guy” so…… this was a perfect way to be done!!
A.
Spring Loaded Dick Glitter Bomb