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OUR CHOCOLATE "EAT A DICK" PRANKS
A dick in a box sent anonymously to the recipient of your choice! Items are sent discreetly from our warehouse in San Diego with a generic return address. The perfect penis prank for your friends, coworkers or anyone who needs to eat a dick and loves chocolate too!
SPECIALTY GREETING CARDS
These greeting cards are much better than the average boring greeting card. Never Ending Sound Cards play a hilarious sound that can't be turned off without ripping the card open, and when they do they will be presented with loads of glitter spilling out.
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Order the chocolate dick of your choice. Send anonymously or choose a custom handwritten card to let the recipient know who sent it.
In 1-3 business days, your order will be shipped from our SoCal warehouse and you’ll receive tracking information each step of the way.
Bask in satisfaction and glory when your target is confused and angry because they just opened a box with a chocolate dick in it.
The original anonymous mail prank. Sent from our discreet warehouse, all orders are 100% anonymous unless told otherwise
Need it fast? We got your back.Once you order your prank, we will add everything you
need to make the gifting
experience unforgettable and ship it FAST
We'll let you know when the
recipient has received their "package" so you can film
their reaction or laugh at
Dick At Your Door was never supposed to be anything other than a joke between friends. What started as an inside joke became a little chocolate shop of horrors which became a small business which became my life.
Am I surprised we are still going? Absolutely. Would I have it any other way? Absolutely not.
Over the years, I’ve made brutal mistakes. Through destroyed products, melting chocolate, lost packaging, one terrible no good manufacturer and countless 24 hours marathons of sculpting chocolate penises, I’ve learned a lot about this world. The most important thing? How much people love a well made chocolate dick.
Thanks for finding my shop in the weird corner of the internet. Please don’t hesitate to reach out with questions, comments, thoughts, whatever. You degenerate shoppers are why I’m still here.
Now go Eat a Dick.
Hugs and Kisses,
The Don Box - Eat a Dick
A fantastic way to send encouragement.
Happy Birthday - Eat A Dick
This was great! It arrived on time and it was awesome when she opened it on her birthday! Brilliant
This product gave my buddies a good laugh and so did I. The product did the job and that's what I hoped for
Loved sending this as a surprise gift. Worked out great
Surprise Box - Eat a Dick
Route Package Protection
Arrived quickly and looked great! My boss hasn’t eaten it yet though because she’s showing it off!
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I accidentally ordered two of a product and your customer service quickly fixed my order. Thank you for being so fast.
Exactly as described! Beware your local weather and use common sense when ordering-heat will melt your product. Overall, a great gag gift.
Ordered a dick to send to my brother in-law and he thought it was the best thing ever. It came on time and was packed well, and tasted good so I was told ;)
Delivery was great and arrived on time!
The recipients said the chocolate was delicious!