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OUR CHOCOLATE "EAT A DICK" PRANKS

A dick in a box sent anonymously to the recipient of your choice! Items are sent discreetly from our warehouse in San Diego with a generic return address. The perfect penis prank for your friends, coworkers or anyone who needs to eat a dick and loves chocolate too!

Covid-19 Vaccine Box - Chocolate Dick
Covid-19 Vaccine Box - Chocolate Dick
Regular price$19.99
    Sweet Treat - Chocolate Dick
    Sweet Treat - Chocolate Dick
    Regular price$19.99
      Sweet Treat - Chocolate Buttholes
      Sweet Treat - Chocolate Buttholes
      Regular price$19.99
        Government Box - Stimulus Check Edition
        Government Box - Stimulus Check Edition
        Regular price$19.99
          Happy Birthday Box - Chocolate Dick
          Happy Birthday Box - Chocolate Dick
          Regular price$19.99
            Congratulations Box: Chocolate Dick
            Congratulations Box: Chocolate Dick
            Regular price$19.99
              Blossom Box - Chocolate Dick
              Blossom Box - Chocolate Dick
              Regular price$19.99
                The Don Box - Chocolate Dick
                The Don Box - Chocolate Dick
                Regular price$19.99
                  Blank Box: Chocolate Dick
                  Blank Box: Chocolate Dick
                  Regular price$19.99
                    Halloween Dong - Mr. Wood
                    Halloween Dong - Mr. Wood
                    Regular price$24.99$19.99
                      The Christmas Dick - Chocolate Dick in a Box
                      The Christmas Dick - Chocolate Dick in a Box
                      Regular price$19.99

                        SPRING LOADED GLITTER BOMBS

                        Spread love and glitter all over the recipient with the Best Spring Loaded Glitter Bombs on the market

                        Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb - Valentine's Edition
                        Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb - Valentine's Edition
                        Regular price$29.99$24.99
                          Spring Loaded Dick Glitter Bomb
                          Spring Loaded Dick Glitter Bomb
                          Regular price$19.99$14.99
                            Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb
                            Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb
                            Regular price$24.99$17.49
                            Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb
                            Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb
                            Regular price$24.99$17.49
                              Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb - FREEDOM EDITION
                              Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb - FREEDOM EDITION
                              Regular price$24.99$17.49
                                Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb - Shit Edition
                                Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb - Shit Edition
                                Regular price$24.99$17.49

                                  SPECIALTY GREETING CARDS

                                  These greeting cards are much better than the average boring greeting card. Never Ending Sound Cards play a hilarious sound that can't be turned off without ripping the card open, and when they do they will be presented with loads of glitter spilling out.

                                  OTHER HILARIOUS GAG GIFTS & PRANKS

                                  Another option for funny mail pranks, sent anonymously to your friends or enemies. These funny gag gifts are pulled straight from our prank lab of crafty fun.

                                  Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box
                                  Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box
                                  Regular price$19.99$14.99
                                    Tirecockz Penis Valve Cap Cover - 3 Colors!
                                    Tirecockz Penis Valve Cap Cover - 3 Colors!
                                    Regular price$19.99$14.99
                                    Bag of Dicks: Gummy Candy
                                    Bag of Dicks: Gummy Candy
                                    Regular price$15.99$11.99
                                      Eat Poop: Chocolate Turd in a Box
                                      Eat Poop: Chocolate Turd in a Box
                                      Regular price$19.99$14.99
                                        Sweet Treat - Chocolate Buttholes
                                        Sweet Treat - Chocolate Buttholes
                                        Regular price$19.99

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                                          • Order!

                                            Order the chocolate dick of your choice. Send anonymously or choose a custom handwritten card to let the recipient know who sent it.

                                          • Ship!

                                            In 1-3 business days, your order will be shipped from our SoCal warehouse and you’ll receive tracking information each step of the way.

                                          • Laugh!

                                            Bask in satisfaction and glory when your target is confused and angry because they just opened a box with a chocolate dick in it.

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