April Fools Day

send the greatest pranks at the best price of the year!

Shop the sale now

5000+ Five Star Reviews

Featured & loved by

Men'shealth
Star shine
Funny or die
Vice
Delish
Cosmo
Cosmo
Cosmo
Men'shealth
Star shine
Funny or die
Vice
Delish
Cosmo
Cosmo
Cosmo

best sellers

Best seller

Eat a Dick - Dick in a Box Chocolate

$22.99

$30.00 USD

Quick View

Best seller

"Eat My Ass" Chocolate Box

$14.99
$19.99

Quick View

Best Value

Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb Pranks

$19.99

$30.00 USD

Quick View

shop most popular

Best seller

Bag of Dicks: Gummy Penis Candy

$12.99
$14.99

quick view

Best seller

Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb Pranks

$19.99
$24.99

quick view

Best seller

Happy Birthday Dickhead!

$12.99

quick view

Best seller

Hey There - Pop up Middle Finger Card

$10.99

quick view

Hear from some of our customers

"I ordered the eat a D and the eat S items! Both are perfect and hilarious! Fast shipping and packed to keep it safe! Great gift for friends with a sense of humor!"

Eat a Dick - Dick in a Box Chocolate

Jasmine McInnis

Reviewed on 3/17/2023

Verified

"It was priceless. Loved the gift and loved the reaction 🤣🤣🤣🤣."

Reneisha Beatty

Eat a Dick - Dick in a Box Chocolate

Reneisha Beatty

Reviewed on 10/02/2023

Verified

"Amazing! My friend was hysterical with laughter when she opened the penis in a can! I will definitely order for other friends! A++++"

Steven Havre

C*ck Shot! - Penis Prank in a Can

Steven Havre

Reviewed on 7/02/2023

Verified

100% anonymous shipping

100% anonymous shipping

Laughs Guaranteed

Laughs Guaranteed

Solid Milk Chocolate

Solid Milk Chocolate

Loved by 70,000+ people

Loved by 70,000+ people

Fast and Secure Shipping

Fast and Secure Shipping

Fast and Secure Shipping

Fast and Secure Shipping

shop by category

DICKS

dicks

ASSES

butts

Explodig Dicks

Exploding Dicks

FAQ

Are these truly anonymous?

Of course. We ship everything with complete discretion. The box has a gift company as the sender and won’t give your information out, unless you do something illegal (don’t do that) or involved in a legal lawsuit (sexual harassment, stalking, etc) and we are required by law. If you’d like the recipient to know who sent the dick, include a customized message and write whatever you’d like.

323,000 chocolate dicks sold

4,293

prank wars started

over 500,000 pounds of chocolate sold

About us

  • 2009

  • 2015

  • 2019

  • 2023

Free shipping

Free Shipping

Customer service

Customer Service

Send Anonymously

Send Anonymously

Get 15% Off Your First Order

Get 25% Off Your First Order