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100% anonymous ● vegan chocolate ● all the laughs

HEY YOU, EAT A D*CK!

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"eat a dick" chocolate box

100% anonymous ● vegan chocolate ● all the laughs

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Here's why over 100,000 people love their Dick in a Box 

I couldn't stop laughing!!! My best friend got the most unexpected birthday gift and she will definitely remember it for years to come.

Arielle K.

The dick arrived and gave my boyfriend a great laugh! Me as well. Later I got his dick so we were both very happy. This is an awesome idea and a lot of fun with tons of laughs!

Ryan G.

Just the thought of sending this to my sister for her birthday has made me laugh and laugh. She also got a big kick out of receiving it! Great size!

Kris J.

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The best gift! Sent this to a friend and immediately ordered more, I’m going to send so many people so many chocolate dicks and buttholes

Megan K

It was quick and easy to order. Person had no idea it was me who sent it! They thought it was hilarious. It came in great packaging and unbroken! So much fun!

Kristin H

Sweet revenge.
I sent this to a boss after i got fired. My co-worker was in his office when he opened it. The look on his face was priceless.

Anonymous

I saw your product on a random TikTok video and had to look up the website. I would totally recommend this sit to anyone that wants to give an out loud and out of the box gift!

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FAQs

Is this chocolate edible?

SURE IS! EACH DING DONG IS HAND CRAFTED WITH CARE BY A CERTIFIED CHOCOLATIER. 100% VEGAN AND THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS.

Customer Reviews

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Daughter in Law
She was thrilled

I sent this to my DIL for her birthday.
It was so much fun.
She said her jaw literally DROPPED when she opened it.
So funny

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Anna P
I'm just nuts about you

Played off perfectly! I did it to a friend as a gag and it was perfect. Totally worth it

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Ivan Ortiz

Great gift

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Monica ECOS
RiDICKulous! Love it

Amazing! Great hilarious gift ideas .. my 2 friends were so surprised and delighted! Love a good promo too!! Responsive cust service too

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Roberto Castro
Great gag gift!

The looks in their face when they open the present.

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