Eat a Dick - Dick in a Box Chocolate
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A Prank They'll Never Forget
"Amazing! My friend was hysterical with laughter when she opened the penis in a can! I will definitely order for other friends! A++++"
C*ck Shot! - Penis Prank in a Can
Steven Havre
Reviewed on 7/02/2023
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"It was priceless. Loved the gift and loved the reaction 🤣🤣🤣🤣."
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Reneisha Beatty
Reviewed on 10/02/2023
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A Prank They'll Never Forget
"Amazing! My friend was hysterical with laughter when she opened the penis in a can! I will definitely order for other friends! A++++"
C*ck Shot! - Penis Prank in a Can
Steven Havre
Reviewed on 7/02/2023
Verified
"It was priceless. Loved the gift and loved the reaction 🤣🤣🤣🤣."
Eat a Dick - Dick in a Box Chocolate
Reneisha Beatty
Reviewed on 10/02/2023
Verified
A Prank They'll Never Forget
"Amazing! My friend was hysterical with laughter when she opened the penis in a can! I will definitely order for other friends! A++++"
C*ck Shot! - Penis Prank in a Can
Steven Havre
Reviewed on 7/02/2023
Verified
"It was priceless. Loved the gift and loved the reaction 🤣🤣🤣🤣."
Eat a Dick - Dick in a Box Chocolate
Reneisha Beatty
Reviewed on 10/02/2023
Verified
Your Questions, Answered
Do you ship overseas?
Yes, we ship all over the world. Shipping costs will apply, and will be added at checkout.
How long will it take to ship?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be aware that during busy times like holidays, processing may take a little longer than 3 business days.
Are these truly anonymous?
Of course. We ship everything with complete discretion. The box has a gift company as the sender and won’t give your information out, unless you do something illegal (don’t do that) or involved in a legal lawsuit (sexual harassment, stalking, etc) and we are required by law. If you’d like the recipient to know who sent the dick, include a customized message and write whatever you’d like.
Have you ever had problems with melting?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with Cold Gel Packs for a little extra.
How do I know the package reached my target? (Pun intended.)
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s target.
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