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The Ultimate Prank: A Chocolate Dick For Endless Laughter

Prank your friends with a chocolate penis. Laugh until you cry.

All Bundles Include:

BEST SELLER Eat A Dick - 6.5" Dick In a Box Milk Chocolate

Secret Mystery Gift Worth $15

Fully Anonymous. Prank Away.

100% Anonymous. 100% Hilarious. 100% Delicious.

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Arrived on time. Delicious and veiny. Was a bit too much chocolate for her next time I’ll order the white chocolate dick.

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Anonymous packaging for secret laughs.

Over 500,000 pounds of laughter-inducing chocolate sold.

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5 Star Reviews

A Prank They'll Never Forget

"Amazing! My friend was hysterical with laughter when she opened the penis in a can! I will definitely order for other friends! A++++"

Steven Havre

C*ck Shot! - Penis Prank in a Can

Steven Havre

Reviewed on 7/02/2023

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"It was priceless. Loved the gift and loved the reaction 🤣🤣🤣🤣."

Reneisha Beatty

Eat a Dick - Dick in a Box Chocolate

Reneisha Beatty

Reviewed on 10/02/2023

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A Prank They'll Never Forget

"Amazing! My friend was hysterical with laughter when she opened the penis in a can! I will definitely order for other friends! A++++"

Steven Havre

C*ck Shot! - Penis Prank in a Can

Steven Havre

Reviewed on 7/02/2023

Verified

"It was priceless. Loved the gift and loved the reaction 🤣🤣🤣🤣."

Reneisha Beatty

Eat a Dick - Dick in a Box Chocolate

Reneisha Beatty

Reviewed on 10/02/2023

Verified

A Prank They'll Never Forget

"Amazing! My friend was hysterical with laughter when she opened the penis in a can! I will definitely order for other friends! A++++"

Steven Havre

C*ck Shot! - Penis Prank in a Can

Steven Havre

Reviewed on 7/02/2023

Verified

"It was priceless. Loved the gift and loved the reaction 🤣🤣🤣🤣."

Reneisha Beatty

Eat a Dick - Dick in a Box Chocolate

Reneisha Beatty

Reviewed on 10/02/2023

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Your Questions, Answered

Do you ship overseas?

Yes, we ship all over the world. Shipping costs will apply, and will be added at checkout.

How long will it take to ship?

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How do I know the package reached my target? (Pun intended.)

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Customer Reviews

Based on 1355 reviews
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Brian Fooken
Happy customer

Everything came intact as ordered

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Devin McPhail
Once again a Dick to the rescue

I e used DAYD a couple times now . Once again your service was impeccable and supplied the relief we needed at just the right time

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Lee
Would not order again

My note was not in or on anything. The box was not what I expected.thought it would say eat a dick inside, it did not. The dick looked like a melted gun.

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JMMC
Card didn’t work and chocolate tasted bad.

The card did not activate and just made a weird chirp like it was trying to turn on. The glitter did not fall out of the card easily when ripped up. The chocolate did not have a great taste. Shipping was also days later than expected even after paying for the expedited shipping.

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Jason Williams
Satchel of male genitalia

This things are as tasty as they are hilarious. Nothing says HR visit like handing people a bag of D!