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HEY YOU, EAT A D*CK!

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Don't be a lonely island...

It's a Dick in a Box!

Share some laughs (or cries) with your friends, family and ex

HEY YOU, EAT A D*CK!

HAVE A GOOD LAUGH, GET BACK AT your EX OR ENJOY A TASTY CHOCOLATE DICK IN A BOX

The dick arrived and gave my boyfriend a great laugh! Me as well. Later I got his dick so we were both very happy. This is an awesome idea and a lot of fun with tons of laughs!

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The dick arrived and gave my boyfriend a great laugh! Me as well. Later I got his dick so we were both very happy. This is an awesome idea and a lot of fun with tons of laughs!

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Is this chocolate edible?

SURE IS! EACH DING DONG IS HAND CRAFTED WITH CARE BY A CERTIFIED CHOCOLATIER. 100% VEGAN AND THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS.

Customer Reviews

Based on 1084 reviews
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Your mom
Melted

Jokes on you, loser

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Mauricio Hurtado

Turned out awesome

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Teisha Cramer
Lots of laughs

It arrived a little later than I expected. However that made it an even better prank and I will definitely do it again

A
Anonymous
As expected

I ordered a chocolate falice from you, you shipped it, well done.

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loved it !

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