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Don't be a lonely island...
It's a Dick in a Box!
Share some laughs (or cries) with your friends, family and ex
HEY YOU, EAT A D*CK!
HAVE A GOOD LAUGH, GET BACK AT your EX OR ENJOY A TASTY CHOCOLATE DICK IN A BOX
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Is this chocolate edible?
SURE IS! EACH DING DONG IS HAND CRAFTED WITH CARE BY A CERTIFIED CHOCOLATIER. 100% VEGAN AND THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS.
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