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Sometimes, as chocolate D*ck in a box. Mischievous isn’t it?

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"It was priceless. Loved the gift and loved the reaction 🤣🤣🤣🤣."

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Reviewed on 10/02/2023

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FAQ

Are these truly anonymous?

Of course. We ship everything with complete discretion. The box has a gift company as the sender and won’t give your information out, unless you do something illegal (don’t do that) or involved in a legal lawsuit (sexual harassment, stalking, etc) and we are required by law. If you’d like the recipient to know who sent the dick, include a customized message and write whatever you’d like.

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About us

  • 2009

  • 2015

  • 2019

  • 2023

  • Great Inspection

    The Great Inception

    One night, sitting around an old campfire I melted a little chocolate into a cock and handed it to my brother. This sparked a family prank feud that has lasted through present day

  • The First Cock was sent

    The First Cock Was Sent

    After creating our first chocolate mold, we sent a chocolate dick to a co-worker and close buddy from college. The first ever chocolate dick was mailed via postal service.

  • Fuck the vid

    Fuck the Vid

    When depression was at an all time high and people were not able to celebrate birthdays, anniversaries, and more together. Our chocolate dicks were here to pick up the pieces. Over 25,000 chocolate dicks were sent in the first 6 months.

  • Anonymous dicks

    Anonymous Dicks

    Today, we celebrate almost 10 years in the buiz. Sending Chocolate dicks is our speciality and with a projected 100,000 chocolate dicks sent via mail - you could be the next victim OR be the one sending a chocolate dick.

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