All the Dicks Bundle - Gummies, Chocolate, and Glitter Bomb

Eat. Explode. Regret Nothing.

You ever wake up and think: “Damn, I wish I could send someone literally ALL the dicks in one shot”? Well, congratulations, sicko - your dreams just came true. The All the Dicks Bundle is the nuclear option of gag gifts. We’re talking fruity gummy dicks, a solid chocolate dick made from rich cacao, and a spring-loaded glitter dick bomb ready to ruin someone’s day (and their carpet). It’s like the Avengers of penis gifts - except instead of saving the world, it’s here to make your friends choke on laughter and curse your name.

👉 Stop half-assing your pranks. Don’t just send a bag of dicks - send ALL the dicks and watch chaos unfold. [Grab your bundle right now before your boring friend group stays boring forever.]

Why You Actually Need This

Look, life’s too short for lame gifts. Socks? Candles? A basic-ass card? Nah. Real legends send exploding dick bombs, candy dicks, and chocolate dicks that melt in your mouth (and soul). Imagine your buddy opening what looks like a harmless package - only to get showered in glitter, find a fat chocolate dick staring back at them, and then a sack of gummy dicks waiting to be devoured. That’s not just a prank. That’s art.

• Perfect gag gift for birthdays, bachelorette parties, or that one friend who still owes you beer money.

• Petty revenge for your roommate who eats your leftovers.

• Memorable as hell because nobody forgets the day they got ALL the dicks.

Story You’ll Tell at Every Party

Picture this: Your friend Steve opens the box. BOOM - glitter dick bomb detonates. He’s wiping sparkles out of his eyes while his girlfriend’s laughing so hard she can’t breathe. Then he finds the chocolate dick. He goes, “What the hell is this?” And just when he thinks it’s over, there’s a literal bag of gummy dicks sitting there, fruity and taunting, whispering, eat me, Steve.

Ten minutes later, Steve’s still picking glitter out of his hair, his girlfriend’s eating your candy dicks, and you’re officially the funniest bastard in the friend group. That’s legacy, my dude.

What’s Inside

• Bag of fruity gummy dicks - chewy, sweet, and perfect for anyone with a sugar craving and a sense of humor.

• Solid chocolate dick - rich cacao molded into a dick so real you’ll question your life choices before biting in.

• Spring-loaded glitter dick bomb - hidden in a realistic incense tube, ready to blow (literally).

• Optional confetti upgrades - want glitter or jizz confetti? We got you.

And yes - it ships 100% anonymously. No one’s tracing this back to you unless you want the glory.

Don’t Just Send a Dick. Send ALL the Dicks.

So here’s the deal: don’t settle for sending one measly dick. That’s weak. Go big or go home. The All the Dicks Bundle is the only package that hits with gummies, chocolate, and an explosive glitter dick grenade in one glorious shot.

👉 Click that button, buy the damn thing, and be the legend who sent ALL the dicks. Your friend’s face when it goes off? Worth every penny.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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