Bachelorette Bundle

Bachelorette Bundle – The Ultimate Box of Dicks

Because Every Bride Deserves Chocolate, Chaos, and a Bag of Dicks

If you’re planning a bachelorette party and you don’t unleash this bundle of edible dicks on the bride-to-be, you’re doing it wrong. Forget boring lingerie gifts, skip the tacky tiaras, and throw out those half-assed shot glasses that say “Team Bride.” This is the Bachelorette Bundle – a party-ready mix of gummy dicks, chocolate dicks, and a ridiculous novelty gift that guarantees laughs, screams, and probably glitter in places no one asked for.

👉 Don’t half-celebrate. Go all-in. Hit the order button now and make the bride howl with laughter before she cries down the aisle.

Why This Bundle Wins Every Time

Here’s the deal: every bachelorette party needs two things – booze and dicks. The booze is easy. The dicks? That’s where we come in. The Bachelorette Bundle isn’t just a box of candy – it’s an edible comedy show. It’s the kind of gift that makes everyone whip out their phones, snap photos, and tell the story again at brunch the next morning.

Why settle for something lame when you can send the bride and her crew into absolute chaos?

• Perfect gag gift – edible prank gifts for adults who like their humor dirty.
• Tastes legit – real solid chocolate dicks and fruity gummy dicks made to be eaten (after the laughter).
• Ready to party – comes packaged like a cheeky care package made for maximum shock value.
• No boring gifts allowed – this beats lingerie, candles, or some sad little wine glass any day.
• Anonymous shipping – they’ll never know it was you (unless you want bragging rights).

Story Time: How This Goes Down

Imagine the bride opening what she thinks is a heartfelt bachelorette care package. The room goes quiet. She peels back the wrapping… and out comes a solid chocolate dick, standing tall and unapologetic. The bridesmaids scream. Someone’s already recording for TikTok. Before she recovers, she finds a bag of gummy dicks bouncing around the box like confetti from hell. And to top it off? A novelty gift so inappropriate your grandma would faint if she saw it.

That’s not just a present – that’s the moment that makes the night. A story that gets retold at the wedding reception, at girls’ night five years later, and every time someone says, “Remember your bachelorette? Holy shit, that gift box was insane.”

What’s Inside the Bundle

• Solid chocolate dicks – rich, creamy, and hilariously inappropriate.
• Fruity gummy dicks – chewy, colorful, and way too fun to eat.
• A novelty party extra – because nothing says “adult party gag gifts” like going completely over the top.
• Anonymous shipping – safe from judgment, but full of chaos.
• Free express shipping – on qualifying orders, because laughs shouldn’t have to wait.

This is more than a gift box. It’s a dirty, delicious, bachelorette party prank idea packed and shipped straight to the door.

Be the Legend Who Brought the Dicks

Nobody remembers who brought the wine or the matching t-shirts. But everyone remembers who showed up with a bachelorette bundle gift set that had chocolate, gummies, and a novelty that made the bride drop to the floor laughing. This isn’t just a gag – it’s a statement.

👉 Order yours today and be the hero of the party. The bride gets dicks, the bridesmaids get memories, and you get the satisfaction of pulling off the funniest edible prank gift of the night.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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