Bag Of D's
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100% Anonymous
and 100% Hilarious
Over 5000+ 5-star reviews since 2017
Description
If you’re in the market to anonymously send a bag of 🍆 shaped gummy treats, have we got good news for you!
Whether you are sending these to a friend, spouse, or frenemy our candy bag will be sure to confuse them and have the guessing who it was for months. Even if you're just enjoying a handful for yourself, our gummy bags are a tasty treat.
What these gummies lack in size, they make up for in spirit! Order yours now!
Sending a bag of gummies to a friend or family member can be a hilariously cheeky and unexpected way to add some laughter to their day. Whether it's a close friend with a playful sense of humor or a family member who appreciates lighthearted pranks, this unusual gesture is sure to bring a smile to their face. The gummies, often made with colorful and chewy candy, offer a combination of amusement and deliciousness. It's a memorable way to let someone know that you're thinking of them and want to inject a little mischievous fun into their life.
Give it a shot and see how delicious these little treats really are!
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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