





Bigfoot's Dick

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100% Anonymous
and 100% Hilarious

Over 5000+ 5-star reviews since 2017
Description
Bigfoot’s Dick - The Legendary Tee
Finally, Proof of Bigfoot… and It’s Packing Heat
Everybody’s been asking the same question for centuries: does Bigfoot exist? Well, we found him - and he’s swinging. The Bigfoot’s Dick Tee is the ultimate gag gift, party shirt, and conversation starter that’ll have people spitting out drinks and doing double takes every time you wear it. Forget your basic “graphic tee” from Target - this one drops a bomb right across your chest: Bigfoot’s Dick.
👉 Don’t just walk into the party - storm in rocking Sasquatch’s cock and own the room before you even open your mouth.
Why You Actually Need This Shirt
You could wear a plain shirt. You could wear something safe. But why? Life is too short to blend in. The Bigfoot’s Dick Shirt is made for legends who don’t mind turning heads, starting awkward conversations, and making everyone laugh their ass off.
This isn’t just about being funny. It’s about making a statement. Perfect for parties, pranks, or just casual meme wear, this tee takes you from “random guy at the bar” to “holy shit, did you see his shirt?” in about three seconds.
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Hilarious gag gift - birthdays, bachelor or bachelorette parties, white elephant exchanges, you name it
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Comfort meets chaos - soft, comfy, pre-shrunk cotton that feels good while looking insane
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Unisex fit - built for anyone bold enough to rock Bigfoot’s dick
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Made in the USA - because America needs this shirt more than it needs more Bigfoot documentaries
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100 percent satisfaction guarantee - love it or get your money back, no questions asked
A Story That Writes Itself
Picture it: you roll into a party wearing your brand new Bigfoot’s Dick Tee. Heads turn. Someone spits out their beer mid-sip. The DJ loses focus. By the end of the night, you’ve had ten different people stop you with the same question: “Where the hell did you get that shirt?”
Fast forward - your buddy borrows it for his bachelor party, rocks it all night, and ends up on five different Instagram stories. The legend grows. By the time you get it back, Bigfoot’s dick is practically a local celebrity.
That’s not just a shirt. That’s a legacy.
What You’re Really Getting
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A unisex graphic tee - fits like a throwback favorite, soft and built to last
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Pre-shrunk cotton - so Bigfoot’s dick doesn’t shrink in the wash
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Side-seamed construction - holds its shape, even when the jokes keep coming
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Shoulder-to-shoulder taping - comfort that can handle all-day laughs
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Fast shipping - USPS delivery within 3 to 5 business days
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100 percent satisfaction guarantee - wear it proudly or get your money back
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s the most legendary piece of meme fashion you’ll ever own.
Rock Bigfoot’s Dick Like a Legend
If you’re tired of boring clothes and want something that instantly makes you the funniest person in the room, this is it. The Bigfoot’s Dick Tee is built for chaos, laughs, and unforgettable nights out. Perfect for gag gifts, white elephant, or just flexing your wild side.
👉 Stop scrolling and grab Bigfoot’s dick today. It’s legendary, it’s hilarious, and it’s guaranteed to get you noticed.
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it is you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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