Happy Birthday Bag of Dicks
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and 100% Hilarious
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Description
Happy Birthday Bag of Dicks – Gummy Candy Edition 🍭🍆
When it’s time to celebrate another year around the sun, there’s no better way to say “Happy Birthday” than with a big Bag of Dicks. This hilariously inappropriate gift comes with 10 fruity gummy dicks, perfect for making someone laugh, blush, or question their life choices. Whether you want to roast your best friend, prank a coworker, or send a little surprise anonymously, the Happy Birthday Bag of Dicks is here to make their day unforgettable.
Why Send a Bag of Dicks?
🎂 “Eat a Bag of Dicks” Energy – Let them know you care… in the most ridiculous way possible.
🍬 Gummy Dicks Galore – Packed with delicious fruity flavors to keep things sweet and sassy.
😂 A Birthday Gift They’ll Never Forget – Perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh and a little bit of nonsense.
🕵️ The Anonymous Prank Option – Want to keep them guessing? Send it without a return address and watch the chaos unfold.
This Bag of Dicks isn’t just candy—it’s a statement. It’s the ultimate funny birthday gift for someone who has everything (except a birthday bag of dicks). Perfect for milestone birthdays, gag gifts, or as a cheeky way to say, “You deserve to eat a bag of dicks on your big day.”
So, what are you waiting for? Brighten their birthday with gummy dicks, a gift they’ll laugh about long after the last bite. Whether you’re sending it anonymously or handing it over with a smirk, the Happy Birthday Bag of Dicks is here to bring the fun. Because nothing says “Happy Birthday” quite like a sack full of tiny, fruity dicks. 🎉🍬🍆
IMPORTANT: If you are sending to someone else make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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