







Birthday Bundle With Bonus Sex Noises Moaning Card

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Description
Birthday Bundle With Bonus Sex Noises Moaning Card
The Only Birthday Gift That Moans Louder Than They Do
Tired of boring birthday gifts? Done with gift cards, sad cake, and awkward “Happy Birthday” sing-alongs? Good. Because nothing says “I remembered your birthday” quite like a box stuffed with gummy dicks and a never-ending moaning sex noises card that plays for hours. The Birthday Bundle With Bonus Sex Noises Moaning Card is the prank gift guaranteed to embarrass, delight, and completely wreck the vibe of their big day.
👉 Don’t show up with a boring present. Smash that order button now and give them candy, chaos, and nonstop moans they’ll never forget.
Why This Birthday Gift Is Pure Savage Genius
Birthdays are supposed to be fun, right? But most gifts suck. Flowers wilt, ties get shoved in a drawer, and nobody wants another mug. That is where this edible prank bundle comes in. It is the perfect mix of funny, filthy, and surprisingly tasty. You are not just giving them candy - you are giving them a birthday memory that will live rent free in their head forever.
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Prank-ready birthday bundle - gummy dicks, a sex noises card, and a party box
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Moaning card chaos - plays for up to four hours with loud, raunchy sounds
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Edible prank gift - fruity gummy dicks that are way too good to waste
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Optional add-ons - glitter and dick confetti if you want to go full savage
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Ships 100 percent anonymously - they will never know it was you
The Story They Will Tell Everyone
Picture this: your friend opens what looks like a normal gift box. Cute. Festive. Birthday vibes. They pull out the card first. It looks innocent enough, but the second they open it - BAM. Loud, nonstop moaning sex noises fill the room. Everyone’s laughing. Someone’s blushing. Grandma just dropped her fork. The card does not stop, either. It keeps going. For minutes. For hours. Until someone finally snaps and throws it in the freezer.
And just when they think it is over, they find a literal bag of gummy dicks sitting in the box. Sweet, chewy, fruity dicks staring them down. Suddenly, “Happy Birthday” has never been so inappropriate - or so damn funny.
What’s Inside the Birthday Bundle
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Bag of fruity gummy dicks - delicious, chewy, and hilarious
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Never-ending moaning sex noises birthday card - up to four hours of NSFW chaos
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Birthday themed box with greeting card - festive on the outside, filthy on the inside
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Optional glitter and dick confetti add-ons - for when you want maximum destruction
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100 percent anonymous shipping - no return address, no evidence, just pure prank glory
This is not just another gag gift. This is a birthday prank bundle that combines edible laughs, inappropriate sounds, and a savage reveal all in one package.
Give Them a Birthday They Will Never Forget
Anybody can show up with cake or booze. But only legends bring a funny adult birthday gift that moans for hours and drops a bag of dicks on the table. Whether you are roasting a frenemy, spicing up a party, or just making sure the birthday boy or girl never lives this down, this prank gift does the job.
👉 Click that order button now and be the legend who made their birthday way too loud, way too funny, and way too unforgettable.
NOTE: If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the card is the recipient; That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it is you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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