Chocolate and Gummy Dick Combo!

When One Dick Isn’t Enough, Send Two Deliciously Offensive Ones

Look, sometimes life calls for subtlety. This is not one of those times. If you want to deliver laughs, shock value, and a sugar rush all in one go, the Chocolate and Gummy Dick Combo has you covered. It’s sweet, it’s crude, and it’s the edible way to tell someone, “Eat a dick” – literally. With solid chocolate molded into a dick and a sack of chewy gummy dicks to back it up, this combo is the ultimate gag gift.

👉 Don’t just send a gift. Send a story. Click that order button now and become the legend who delivered both chocolate and gummy dicks in one glorious package.

Why This Combo Is Pure Genius

Let’s be real – one dick is funny, but a chocolate dick AND gummy dicks together? That’s a comedy double tap. It’s the kind of gag gift that works for any adult occasion – birthdays, bachelor parties, bachelorettes, or just petty revenge on that one friend who never Venmo’d you back.

The best part? It’s not just funny, it’s actually edible. The chocolate is rich and smooth, the gummies are fruity and chewy, and both hit harder than any boring-ass box of candy you’d get from CVS.

• Two times the chaos - solid chocolate dick plus a bag of gummy dicks

• Actually tastes amazing - because edible pranks should still be good candy

• Perfect prank gift - birthdays, bachelor and bachelorette parties, or revenge with style

• Optional custom message - sweet, savage, or straight up filthy

• Ships 100 percent anonymously - they’ll never know who sent the dicks

The Story That Will Outlive the Party

Imagine this: your buddy gets a delivery. They crack open the package, and inside is a chocolate dick staring them down. Everyone laughs, phones come out, someone yells “Holy shit, it’s chocolate!” They think that’s it – but nope. They dig deeper and find an entire bag of gummy dicks waiting to be devoured. Suddenly the whole room is passing around penis gummies like it’s communion, and your buddy is both horrified and delighted.

By the next day, their group chat is still blowing up with messages like, “Who the hell sent me chocolate and gummy dicks?” That’s not just a gag gift – that’s a legend-building move.

What’s Inside the Combo

• Solid chocolate dick - smooth, rich, and hand molded into the funniest shape possible

• Fruity gummy dicks - chewy, colorful, and dangerously addictive

• Optional prank extras - add a personal note or prank packaging to level up the chaos

• Anonymous shipping - no branding, no sender info, just edible humiliation

• Fast delivery - free express shipping on qualifying orders because dicks wait for no one

This isn’t just candy. It’s a full-blown gummy dick and chocolate dick combo designed to embarrass, entertain, and satisfy a sweet tooth all at once.

Double the Dicks. Double the Laughs.

Why send just one edible dick when you can send two? The Chocolate and Gummy Dick Combo isn’t just a prank gift – it’s a declaration. It says, “I care about you enough to spend money on chocolate cocks and gummy penises, and I want you to laugh while you chew them.” That’s friendship. That’s love. That’s savage comedy wrapped in sugar.

👉 Stop wasting time on lame gifts and send a chocolate dick and a bag of gummy dicks today. Because life’s too short not to double up.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it is you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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