The Christmas Dick
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100% Anonymous
and 100% Hilarious
Over 5000+ 5-star reviews since 2017
Description
Ho Ho Holy Shit it's already that time of year again and we're back in action baby!
We've upgrade literally everything about the dongs:
- almost 1/2 pound of Solid Chocolate Dong
- Handcrafted and hand poured MILK chocolate (new recipe for the holidays this year!)
- a super secret upgrade to our box that will make this year extra special. Yep, we're doing it.
Perfect for White Elephant, Secret Santa, Stocking stuffers, and all the holiday parties you're not getting invited to this year. Grab one or grab ten with our Cockin' Around the Christmas Tree bundles for the most epic Holiday ho-down this side of the Atlantic Ocean.
Merry Christmas, Happy holidays, and EAT A DICK
BUNDLE & SAVE
Holly jolly
- Christmas Dick
- Jingle Balls Christmas Card
- Free Custom Message
- 20% off (retail 36.00)
Dickmas Cheer
- Christmas Dick
- Bag of Dicks Gummy
- Jingle Balls Card
- Free Custom Message
- Free 2 Day Shipping
- 30% off (Retails 49.99)
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
This product is rated 4.8 of 5.0 stars.
It has received 1388 reviews.
