Cock Coasters (Set of 4)

Cock Coasters (Set of 4)

Protect Your Table While Showing Off Some Serious D

You know what sucks? Water rings on your table. You know what doesn’t suck? A set of penis-shaped drink coasters that turn every sip into a dirty joke. Introducing the Cock Coasters (Set of 4) – the only bar accessory that protects your furniture while making your friends laugh their asses off. It’s practical. It’s offensive. It’s the kind of home decor that says, “Yes, my drinks have dicks under them. You’re welcome.”

👉 Stop using boring round coasters. Hit that order button now and serve drinks on cocks like a true party legend.

Why You Actually Need These Coasters

Listen, you could buy plain wooden coasters from Target. Or you could lean into your chaotic side and slap a beer bottle down on a dick. Life is short, tables are expensive, and comedy is forever. These dick-themed bar accessories don’t just stop condensation – they start conversations.

Perfect for bachelor parties, bachelorettes, housewarmings, or your own kitchen table, this set of 4 offensive drink coasters delivers both function and filth in equal measure.

• Set of 4 cock-shaped coasters - one for every type of drink (or friend)
• Durable novelty design - built to survive beer, wine, cocktails, and chaos
• Protects your table - no water rings, no damage, just laughs
• Party-ready - bachelor, bachelorette, birthdays, or white elephant gifts
• Ships 100 percent anonymously - nobody knows you ordered cocks until they see them

A Party Story They’ll Never Forget

Imagine this: your friends walk in, grab a drink, and then realize their wine glass is sitting on a penis. Someone giggles. Someone else asks where the hell you found them. Ten minutes later, everyone is snapping photos for Instagram, and your cock coasters are the star of the party.

By the end of the night, your buddies aren’t talking about the beer or the food – they’re talking about how you had the balls (literally) to stock your bar with dick-shaped coasters. That’s not just funny. That’s legendary.

What’s Inside the Box

• 4 penis-shaped coasters - sized to fit bottles, cans, wine glasses, and mugs
• Durable, easy-to-clean material - built for real parties, not fragile BS
• Hilarious novelty design - equal parts raunchy and practical
• Anonymous shipping - no return label, no shame, just cocks on coasters

This isn’t just a gag gift. It’s a raunchy home decor gift that actually works, making it the rare novelty item that’s both dirty and useful.

Put Your Drink on a Dick

Stop letting boring people run the party. The Cock Coasters (Set of 4) are hilarious, inappropriate, and guaranteed to protect your table while making everyone laugh. Whether it’s for a bachelorette party, a rude housewarming gift, or just your own Friday night chaos, these cocks get the job done.

👉 Don’t wait. Order now and turn every drink into a dick joke worth toasting.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it is you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

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