Cockfetti

Cockfetti

Because Every Party Deserves a Sprinkle of Dick

Confetti is fun. Glitter is messy. But Cockfetti? That’s legendary. This bag of colorful, penis-shaped confetti is the party supply you never knew you needed but will never stop laughing about once you have it. Imagine tossing a handful of tiny dicks into the air and watching them rain down like raunchy holiday cheer. That’s Cockfetti – the ultimate mix of offensive, festive, and unforgettable.

👉 Stop being boring. Hit that order button now and make your next party explode with dicks.

Why You Need Cockfetti in Your Life

Here’s the deal: anyone can show up to a party with balloons or streamers. But showing up with penis confetti? That’s next-level comedy. It’s small, it’s silly, and it’s guaranteed to start conversations. Whether you’re decorating tables at a bachelorette party, slipping some into a friend’s birthday card, or sprinkling a little into a gift box, Cockfetti turns every occasion into a dirty inside joke.

And the best part? It’s shipped 100 percent anonymously. No one will know you’re the evil genius who thought to send a bag of colorful cocks into the mix.

• Colorful penis-shaped confetti - lightweight, hilarious, and easy to scatter
• Perfect prank supply - slip it into letters, gifts, or envelopes for chaos
• Party-ready - bachelorettes, birthdays, gag gifts, or anytime you need a laugh
• Packaged for easy sprinkling - controlled chaos in every bag
• Ships 100 percent anonymously - because some legends prefer to stay secret

A Story That Will Outlive the Hangover

Picture it: you’re at a friend’s birthday party. Someone opens a card, expecting cash or a sweet note. Instead – a waterfall of cock-shaped confetti spills everywhere. Gasps. Screams. Then laughter. People are on the floor, tears in their eyes, as they realize the table is now covered in tiny, colorful dicks.

Fast forward to the next day – they’re still finding penis cutouts stuck to their shoes, in their purse, maybe even in their hair. That’s not just a gag gift. That’s a memory that will haunt them forever… in the funniest way possible.

What You’re Really Getting

• A bag of Cockfetti - penis-shaped cutouts in multiple colors
• Lightweight, easy-to-toss design - perfect for scattering, sprinkling, or stuffing into envelopes
• Cheeky, rude, and funny - the prank supply that never fails
• Party decor with attitude - turns a regular event into a raunchy spectacle
• Anonymous shipping - no branding, no sender info, no regrets

This isn’t just party confetti. This is a novelty dick confetti pack that doubles as prank glitter, party decor, and instant chaos all in one.

Sprinkle Dicks, Not Boring Decor

If you’re tired of generic decorations and want to leave your mark in the funniest way possible, Cockfetti is your weapon of choice. It’s cheeky, colorful, and way more memorable than streamers. Bachelorettes, birthdays, or just because – there’s no wrong time to shower people in dicks.

👉 Stop scrolling and grab a bag of Cockfetti today. Because the only thing better than throwing a party… is throwing a party with tiny dicks everywhere.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it is you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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