Congrats - Glitter Bomb Card

Congrats - Glitter Bomb Card

Because “Congrats” Sounds Better When It Explodes Everywhere

Tired of boring congratulation cards? You know the ones - pastel colors, corny messages, maybe a sad balloon sticker if you’re lucky. Screw that. If you really want to make someone’s day unforgettable, you send them the Congrats Glitter Bomb Card - a folded greeting card that looks innocent until it detonates in a glittery explosion of chaos. One second they’re smiling at a nice card, the next they’re covered in sparkly shrapnel that won’t leave their carpet until next Christmas.

👉 Don’t just congratulate them. Smash that order button now and deliver a card that celebrates their milestone with maximum mess.

Why This Card is Pure Evil Genius

Normal greeting cards are lame. They get opened, read once, and tossed in the trash. But a glitter bomb card? That shit lives forever - literally. Glitter will stick around in their hair, their clothes, and their couch cushions like a sparkling STD. This card says “Congrats” while also saying, “Enjoy cleaning this up for the rest of your life.”

• Exploding glitter surprise - blows up the second they open it
• Premium cardstock design - thick, quality print that looks innocent AF
• Custom message option - sweet, savage, or sarcastic, you decide
• Perfect for any milestone - birthdays, babies, weddings, promotions, you name it
• Ships 100 percent anonymously - no branding, no return address, no evidence

The Story They’ll Tell Forever

Picture it: your friend just got a promotion. They open your card, expecting a thoughtful note. Instead, glitter detonates all over their desk. It’s in their coffee. It’s in their keyboard. It’s in places they’ll still be finding months from now.

Or maybe it’s a bachelor party. The groom-to-be tears open the card, ready for heartfelt words, and instead - BOOM. Glitter in his beer, glitter in his lap, glitter in his soul. The party roars, phones come out, and you just became the MVP of the night.

That’s not just a prank card. That’s a memory burned into their brain, long after the milestone they were celebrating.

What You’re Really Sending

• Folded greeting card - premium, thick cardstock, festive design
• Hidden glitter bomb - locked and loaded inside the fold
• Optional custom message - write it sweet or savage, the glitter does the rest
• Ships 100 percent anonymously - no way to trace the mess back to you

This isn’t just another card. This is a DickAtYourDoor greeting card designed to look harmless until it blows up like the Vegas strip.

Make Congrats Mean Something Again

Anyone can buy a Hallmark card. But only legends send the Congrats Glitter Bomb Card. It’s festive, it’s filthy, and it guarantees your “congratulations” will go down in history as the messiest one ever.

👉 Stop being boring. Order today and turn every milestone into a glitter-coated disaster.

NOTE: If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the card is the recipient; That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it is you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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