Remember the first time you received a thoughtful card for your birthday? Remember the warm feeling you got reading the heartfelt message on the inside? Maybe a crisp ten dollar bill fell to the floor as you opened the heavy card stock to reveal the sediment. The beauty and simplicity that is a greeting card.
This is not that card.
As humans get further and further from each other each day, we here at DAYD believe there is something to be said for personal gifts. Things that say something. Maybe a little love. Perhaps a little laugh. Without a doubt, a card sends a message. What that message is will be up to you.
Our new Just Because glitter bomb card prank makes the perfect addition to any gifting occasion. Someone having a baby? Got a card for that. Want to say thank you in the loudest way possible? Yep...there's a prank card with glitter for that. Want to really celebrate someone's birthday? Boy do we have a bunch of cards for that.
Made from thick card stock and packed full of glitter these cards will become the talk of any party or holiday. Have us write the message on the inside or you can do it yourself for a new personal approach. We are here to help make your party PARTAYYYYYYYYYYY
Greeting Cards will always be around. It was just time for a face lift. Welcome to the world of Glitter Cards. Have fun cleaning up.
We typically ship items within 1-3 business days. Items are not guaranteed to be delivered within a certain timeframe, as many carriers are experiencing delays due to covid-19. If you are experiencing any delays, contact the shipping carrier for more information.
Q: Are these truly anonymous? A: Of course. We ship everything with complete discretion. The box has a gift company as the sender and won’t give your information out, unless you do something illegal (don’t do that) or involved in a legal lawsuit (sexual harassment, stalking, etc) and we are required by law. If you’d like the recipient to know who sent the dick, include a customized message and write whatever you’d like.
Q: Is my Phone number or any other information on the package? A: No, we don't include any customer information on or inside the package. Your phone number, email and billing details are just used to process the payment and track your order.
Q: Is the billing discreet? What shows up on my credit card statement? A: The picture below is our public information for billing:
Q: Is this chocolate edible? A: Sure is. Each ding dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier.
**Orders on or after 5/1/20 are made with milk chocolate.
Q: How big is it? A: Our anonymous chocolate dick gag gifts are as real as it gets. Coming right up to the American average penis size of about 5″ in length and completely solid to prevent breaking.
Q: When will my item ship? A: Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be aware that during busy times like holidays, processing may take a little longer than 3 business days.
Q: Have you ever had a problem with melting? A: We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with Cold Gel Packs for a little extra.
Q: How do I know my target received the package (pun intended)? A: Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s target.
Q: Do you offer holiday/Christmas themed products? A: Yes! Keep your eyes out for our Holiday Collections coming soon! For other holidays, we usually release products 3-4 weeks before the holiday.
Q: Why? A: Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.