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Spring Loaded Dick Glitter Bomb

Regular price $24.99 $19.99

Product Details

***Green Glitter Shown is just to show explosion.  Dick Glitter is Purple and Silver***

Say Hello To The World’s Best Spring Loaded Dick Glitter Bomb! The perfect gift for any Bachelorette Party or just shower everyone you know in dick glitter anonymously! 
Similar to our Spring Loaded Glitter Bombs, these spring loaded bombs pop out small dick confetti, covering the floor with wieners.
 
The perfect dick loaded surprise and bachelorette gift is here! It looks like a simple shipping tube. It even comes with a label that directs your friend to open the correct end (don’t worry the other end is completely sealed). The label also states that the contents inside the shipping tube is fragile. This tends to lead to more surprise once it is opened and they are bombarded with glorious dick glitter!
Ships anonymously from our warehouse in Southern California, these Dick Bombs typically process and ship in 1-3 business days.

Shipping Information

Shipping

We typically ship items within 1-3 business days. Items are not guaranteed to be delivered within a certain timeframe, as many carriers are experiencing delays due to covid-19. If you are experiencing any delays, contact the shipping carrier for more information.

FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are these truly anonymous?
A: Of course. We ship everything with complete discretion. The box has a gift company as the sender and won’t give your information out, unless you do something illegal (don’t do that) or involved in a legal lawsuit (sexual harassment, stalking, etc) and we are required by law. If you’d like the recipient to know who sent the dick, include a customized message and write whatever you’d like.


Q: Is my Phone number or any other information on the package?
A: No, we don't include any customer information on or inside the package. Your phone number, email and billing details are just used to process the payment and track your order.


Q: Is the billing discreet? What shows up on my credit card statement?
A: The picture below is our public information for billing:

Q: Is this chocolate edible?
A: Sure is. Each ding dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. **Orders on or after 5/1/20 are made with milk chocolate.


Q: How big is it?
A: Our anonymous chocolate dick gag gifts are as real as it gets. Coming right up to the American average penis size of about 5″ in length and completely solid to prevent breaking.


Q: When will my item ship?
A: Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be aware that during busy times like holidays, processing may take a little longer than 3 business days.


Q: Have you ever had a problem with melting?
A: We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with Cold Gel Packs for a little extra.


Q: How do I know my target received the package (pun intended)?
A: Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s target.


Q: Do you offer holiday/Christmas themed products?
A: Yes! Keep your eyes out for our Holiday Collections coming soon! For other holidays, we usually release products 3-4 weeks before the holiday.


Q: Why?
A: Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.

ALL ORDERS SHIP 100% ANONYMOUSLY
ORDERS SHIP WITHIN 1-3 BUSINESS DAYS
 

Spring Loaded Dick Glitter Bomb

Customer Reviews

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Jessica Medeiros
Sweet revenge

Ordered for a friend who keeps sending my kids slime. She’s still finding little pink peens a week later. PERFECT REVENGE!!!😂 she did have a hard time opening the tube though…

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T.S.
Bad product

I got this for a friend and when it came in 2 weeks late it was not wrapped like I paid for and it didn’t even shoot anything out all it did was open like a normal can. It’s a joke. Will never buy a product from this company again

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Cory Beamish
Good

Went well

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Levi B.
In the face!

In the face! Great success, thank you for making shit funny. Our last years fantasy football champion was celebrated with a bunch of little dickies in his face.

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Taylor
Surprise! Hopefully this was opened

Surprise! Hopefully this was opened first

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