Spring Loaded Dick Bomb!

Spring Loaded Dick Bomb: When You Really Want to Blow Someone Away

You ever wanted to prank someone so hard that they’re still vacuuming weeks later? That’s exactly what the Spring Loaded Dick Bomb is made for. On the outside, it looks like an innocent little incense tube. Open it up though, and WHAM - it explodes in their face with hundreds of tiny dick-shaped confetti pieces that fly everywhere. We’re talking full-on shower of glittery, phallic chaos. This isn’t just a prank - it’s a declaration of war, wrapped in cardboard.

👉 Stop sending weak memes. If you want to ruin carpets, friendships, and possibly someone’s dignity, order the dick bomb today. Be the savage who detonates laughs and tiny penises all over the place.

Why This Bomb Is the King of Pranks

Regular pranks get a giggle. This one gets a scream, a meltdown, and probably a lifelong memory. That’s because the spring loaded dick bomb hits them from two angles: it looks harmless, then it detonates in a glitter storm of tiny cocks. It’s a prank that keeps on giving, because no matter how hard they try, those little penis confetti pieces will keep turning up for months.

• Disguised as Innocent - Looks like a normal incense container until the explosion.
• Spring-Loaded Mechanism - Pops open fast, scattering confetti dicks everywhere.
• Hundreds of Pieces - Enough penis glitter bomb chaos to haunt them forever.
• Anonymous Shipping - Delivered discreetly so they never know it was you.
• Reusable Story - They’ll be telling everyone about the day the cock bomb detonated.

This isn’t just a gag - this is a glittery dick apocalypse.

Story Time: When Alex Met the Bomb

Alex had been bragging for weeks about being “unprankable.” Big mistake. His friend slipped a spring dick bomb into his birthday gift bag. He opened it at the party in front of everyone. The tube popped, and suddenly there were hundreds of tiny dicks flying through the air like rainbow shrapnel. Drinks spilled. People screamed. One landed in the guacamole. The party was officially ruined - and made legendary. Alex will still be finding dick-shaped glitter in his apartment when he moves out.

That’s what a confetti dick bomb does. It doesn’t just prank someone. It creates a story.

What You’re Actually Sending

• One Disguised Tube - Looks harmless, works evil.
• Spring-Loaded Explosion - Fast and brutal deployment of confetti.
• Hundreds of Tiny Dick Shapes - Glitter, chaos, and penis-shaped nonsense everywhere.
• Secure Packaging - So it detonates on them, not in transit.
• Anonymous Guarantee - You stay in the shadows, they deal with the fallout.

Don’t Just Prank Them - Detonate Them

If you’re going to prank someone, don’t half-ass it. Go nuclear. Whether it’s April Fool’s, a bachelor party, a birthday roast, or just a random Tuesday revenge play, the spring loaded dick bomb is the ultimate move.

👉 Don’t hesitate. Be the psycho friend who takes things way too far. Order now and send the penis confetti bomb that turns any normal day into a disaster of dicks.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it’s you that ends up with the dick bomb, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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***NOTE If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the card is the recipient. That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.***