Spring Loaded Dick Bomb!
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100% Anonymous
and 100% Hilarious
Over 5000+ 5-star reviews since 2017
Description
We've rigged up this spring-loaded dick bomb for your pleasure. The package pops open and shoots hundreds of tiny confetti pieces shaped like.....you guessed it, dicks.
Our Spring Loaded Dick Bomb comes in a convincing tube labelled as incense.
This a prank your recipient will NEVER forget!
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the dick bomb, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
This product is rated 1.0 of 5.0 stars.
It has received 1 review.
Customer Reviews
Charge top dollar for shipping but when it exceeds the 21 day timeframe and you follow up on the order to find out where it is you don’t even get a reply from customer service. The tracking info is very vague and doesn’t even say which country the order is coming from let alone where it is now. Have followed it up and still no reply - Think they don’t want to acknowledge that my order has gone missing. Wouldn’t recommend.
