Double Dick 'em

Double Dick ’em

Because One Dick Just Isn’t Enough

Sure, sending a single dick is funny. But you know what’s funnier? Doubling down. The Double Dick ’em bundle gives you one solid chocolate dick AND a full bag of fruity gummy dicks all in one outrageous package. It’s sweet, it’s chewy, it’s solid, and it’s savage. Basically, it’s the gift equivalent of screaming, “Eat a dick - no wait, eat TWO.”

👉 Stop being basic. Hit that order button now and deliver the ultimate double dick delivery straight to their doorstep.

Why Double Dick Beats Single Dick Every Time

One dick makes people laugh. Two dicks make people cry laughing. With this bundle, you’re giving them both sides of the edible dick spectrum: a thick, solid chocolate unit for when they want to savor the moment and a bag of gummy dicks for when they want to chew through frustration, one fruity bite at a time.

And let’s not forget - this bundle ships 100 percent anonymously. That means no labels, no clues, and no way for them to know who decided to double-dick them. It’s the kind of prank that leaves them laughing, confused, and maybe a little sticky.

• Solid chocolate dick - handcrafted from quality cacao, rich and decadent
• Bag of gummy dicks - fruity, chewy, colorful chaos in candy form
• Custom message option - add something sweet, filthy, or brutally honest
• Anonymous shipping - no return address, no evidence, no shame
• One epic bundle - the perfect mix of chocolate and gummies in a single hit

A Story They’ll Be Telling Forever

Picture this: your buddy opens a birthday package. First thing they see? A giant chocolate dick. They’re already laughing. Then they dig deeper and find an entire bag of gummy dicks. Game over. The room is howling. Phones are out. Instagram stories are rolling. You didn’t just give them a gift - you gave them a moment.

Or imagine a bachelorette party. Everyone’s got the usual tacky gifts and lame balloons. Then someone rips open your Double Dick ’em box. Chocolate dick in one hand, gummy dicks in the other, and suddenly you’re the MVP of the night. That’s not just a gag gift. That’s instant legend status.

What You’re Really Sending

• One solid chocolate dick - thick, sweet, and deliciously offensive
• One bag of fruity gummy dicks - chewy chaos for group laughs
• Custom message option - write it nice, naughty, or nuclear
• 100 percent anonymous shipping - no way to trace it back to you
• The perfect bundle - double the candy, double the dick, double the laughs

This isn’t just candy. It’s a double dick birthday gift, bachelorette prank, and revenge bundle all rolled into one.

Double Down on the Laughs

Anyone can send a single dick. But if you want to hit harder, funnier, and messier, you send the Double Dick ’em bundle. Chocolate for savoring, gummies for snacking, and a custom message to tie it all together. It’s rude, it’s hilarious, and it’s guaranteed to outshine every other gift at the party.

👉 Don’t half-ass your pranks. Order today and go double or go home with the Double Dick ’em.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it is you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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