Valentine’s Day Chocolate Dick Bundle – Double the Love!
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Description
Product Description:
Why settle for boring chocolates when you can make a bold statement this Valentine’s Day? Our Valentine’s Day Chocolate Dick Bundle is here to deliver laughter, love, and a whole lot of sass. Perfect for your partner, your best friend, or that special someone who can take a joke, this bundle combines the Be Mine Valentine’s Chocolate Dick and the Valentine’s Day Chocolate Dick for twice the fun and flavor.
What’s Included:
🍫 Be Mine Valentine’s Chocolate Dick: Smooth, creamy milk chocolate shaped into an eye-catching (and jaw-dropping) masterpiece. The perfect way to say, “Be mine—and laugh while you’re at it.”
🍫 Valentine’s Day Chocolate Dick: A sweet and hilarious gift designed to keep the fun going. Perfectly molded for maximum shock value and deliciousness.
Why You’ll Love This Bundle:
✔ Twice the Laughs: Double the chocolate dicks, double the fun.
✔ A Gift to Remember: Perfect for anyone who appreciates humor (and great chocolate).
✔ Sweet and Sassy: A bold twist on the traditional Valentine’s Day chocolate box.
✔ Perfect for All Relationships: Whether romantic or platonic, this gift guarantees laughs and a good time.
Forget the flowers and heart-shaped boxes—this Valentine’s Day, say it with chocolate dicks. Sweet, delicious, and hilariously unexpected, this bundle is guaranteed to make their day unforgettable.
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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