Something Fabulous: Eat a Dick (Literally)

Tired of boring gifts? Want to send something that’s hilarious, shocking, and leaves no room for misunderstanding? Boom. Meet the Eat a Dick - Dick in a Box Chocolate. A handcrafted, solid chocolate dick that shows up in a themed gift box, ready to say what you’ve always wanted to but never had the guts to put in words: go eat a dick.

This isn’t some flimsy gag. This is premium chocolate molded into a cocky masterpiece, double the size and weight of the old version. Whether you’re pranking a buddy, roasting an ex, or making a bachelorette laugh so hard she spills her drink, this chocolate dick is the drop-the-mic moment you’ve been looking for.

👉 Stop scrolling. Stop thinking. Be the savage who sends a gift they’ll never forget. Order your chocolate dick in a box right now and claim your spot as the funniest bastard in their contact list.

Why “Eat a Dick” Is the Greatest Gift of All Time

Look, anyone can send flowers. Anyone can order cookies. But sending someone a solid chocolate cock? That’s next-level comedy. You’re not just giving candy. You’re delivering a punchline that will live rent-free in their brain for the rest of their life.

• Handcrafted Chocolate Dick - Thick, girthy, and delicious.

• Multiple Flavors - Classic chocolate, surprise varieties, or gummy versions if you’re feeling wild.

• Gift Box Options - Original, Thinking of You, Birthday, or Surprise themes.

• Bigger Than Ever - Double the size and weight for maximum impact.

• Optional Add-Ons - Custom message and gift wrapping to make it extra personal.

• Anonymous Shipping - They’ll never know it was you behind the d*ck.

It’s the perfect combo of sweet, dirty, and unforgettable.

Story Time: When Jake Got His Chocolate Surprise

Jake had been bragging all week about his birthday. “Don’t get me anything dumb,” he said. So, naturally, his best friend sent him a dick in chocolate box. He opened it at the bar in front of everyone. Silence. Then laughter so loud the bartender had to lean over. “What the hell is this?!” Jake yelled, holding up the chocolate shaft for the entire place to see. Phones came out. Videos were taken. And just like that, Jake’s birthday became legendary.

That’s the beauty of the Eat a Dick gift box. It’s not just a gag. It’s a shared experience, a story that gets retold again and again, and proof that you’re the funniest damn person in the room.

What You’re Actually Sending

• One Solid Chocolate Dick - Handcrafted, oversized, and edible.

• Themed Gift Box - Choose original, birthday, thinking of you, or surprise packaging.

• Flavor Options - From classic chocolate to giant gummy for the bold.

• Custom Message Add-On - Personalize it with your own savage roast.

• Fresh, Secure Packaging - Guaranteed to arrive intact and ready to shock.

• Shipped 100% Anonymously - No fingerprints, no receipts, no trail.

Don’t Just Say It - Send It

Telling someone to “eat a dick” is funny. But sending them an actual chocolate dick in a gift box? That’s iconic. Perfect for birthdays, breakups, bachelorettes, or just a random Tuesday when someone needs to be taken down a peg.

👉 Don’t hesitate. Don’t play it safe. Be the genius who turns insults into desserts. Order now from dickatyourdoor.com and make someone laugh, scream, and maybe even take a bite.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it’s you that ends up with the dick, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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