Eat A Dick - Dick in a Box Chocolate

The Sweetest Way to Tell Someone to Go Screw Themselves

Sometimes words aren’t enough. “Happy Birthday” is too boring. “Congrats” feels too polite. But “Eat a dick” in half a pound of rich San Diego–made chocolate? Now that’s a message they’ll never forget. The Eat A Dick - Dick in a Box Chocolate is big, bold, and absolutely filthy in the funniest way possible. It looks like a classy gift box from the outside… until they open it and realize you literally sent them a giant chocolate cock.

👉 Don’t settle for lame gifts. Order now and ship a chocolate dick in a box that says everything you’re too polite (or drunk) to say out loud.

Why This Chocolate Dick Is Better Than Any Box of Chocolates

Anyone can buy flowers. Anyone can pick up a lame box of assorted chocolates from Walgreens. But you’re not “anyone.” You’re the kind of legend who mails their friend, ex, or party buddy a half-pound chocolate dick that comes sealed in a themed box. This isn’t just a sweet treat - it’s a prank, a statement, and a memory all rolled into one.

The craftsmanship is next-level. Hand-poured in San Diego, this girthy masterpiece is available in multiple flavors. Want to go bigger? There are even giant gummy versions if you want to mix it up. No matter the flavor, the effect is the same: shock, laughter, and unforgettable chaos.

• Half a pound of chocolate dick - hefty, detailed, and hilariously edible

• Crafted in San Diego - quality chocolate, handmade with care

• Premium gift box - sleek on the outside, filthy on the inside

• Multiple flavors - classic chocolate or gummy madness

• Anonymous shipping - 100 percent prank, zero evidence

The Story That Makes It Worth Every Penny

Picture this: your best friend’s birthday. Everyone’s sitting around, handing over boring-ass gifts. Then he gets to yours - a clean, premium box. He opens it, expecting cologne or cufflinks. Nope. Big chocolate dick. The room explodes. Phones are out, Snapchat is on fire, and he’s laughing too hard to even be mad.

Or maybe it’s a bachelorette party. The bride-to-be thinks she’s unwrapping lingerie or wine glasses. Instead? She’s face-to-face with a chocolate cock the size of a small loaf of bread. The squeals, the screams, the laughter - unforgettable. And yes, someone will definitely take a bite, because deep down, people can’t resist good chocolate… even when it’s shaped like a dick.

What You’re Really Sending

• One oversized chocolate penis - weighing nearly half a pound

• Premium packaging - themed boxes that add to the surprise

• Optional custom message - be funny, savage, or sarcastic as hell

• Flavor options - chocolate or gummy, because variety is the spice of life

• Anonymous delivery - no labels, no branding, no trail

This isn’t just a gag gift. This is a big dick prank that delivers laughs, shock, and sugar in one unforgettable package.

Say It Sweetly, Say It Filthy

There are gag gifts, and then there’s this. The Eat A Dick Chocolate Box is perfect for birthdays, bachelor or bachelorette nights, revenge gifts, or anytime you need to tell someone exactly how you feel without saying a word. It’s rude, it’s funny, it’s edible, and it guarantees laughs that last longer than the sugar rush.

👉 Don’t waste money on boring gifts. Order now and be the legend who delivered the biggest, sweetest dick of the season.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it is you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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