Eat A Dick - Dick in A Box Chocolate
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100% Anonymous
and 100% Hilarious
Over 5000+ 5-star reviews since 2017
Description
The Original Chocolate Dick Prank. This is exactly what you have been searching for, we promise.
Back in 2016, we were just a couple of 20 somethings making funny dick jokes and melting chocolate in a small kitchen. Looking back, we had no clue where we were going or what this would be. Nonetheless, here we are and now we are better than ever. Seriously.
We've double the size of the chocolate by weight and dimensions (girth baby), added new flavors (hello giant gummies!), and given you all the option you need to give the best gift of all time.
In as little as two minutes, you can order the funniest and most confusing gift in the world.
Following the steps make this as easy as you want.
Step 1: Choose your Box - Pick from the original boxes or jump in on the new surprise and thinking of you boxes. Maybe you have a birthday party you need to upset? We got that too
Step 2: Add a Message - Not a requirement, but a prank gift is always funnier when there is an equally confusing message included
Step 3: Upgrades - Need it gift wrapped for the special occasion? We got you!
That's it! Any way you decide to send this, you can rest assured that it'll be a fun joke!
Hugs and kisses from the DAYD boys and the little family here in San Diego.
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
This product is rated 4.8 of 5.0 stars.
It has received 1369 reviews.