Eat A Dick - Fake Rolex Box

Eat A Dick - Fake Rolex Box

The Only Timepiece That Comes With a Dick Inside

Imagine handing someone a Rolex box. Their eyes light up. Their heart races. They’re picturing champagne toasts, flexing on Instagram, and finally being “that guy” with the wrist candy. Then they open it - and instead of a shiny new watch, they find a solid chocolate dick. That’s not just a prank. That’s a life event. Welcome to the Eat A Dick Fake Rolex Box.

👉 Don’t buy a boring gift. Buy the prank that smashes expectations and leaves them laughing their ass off.

Why This Fake Rolex Box is Pure Evil (and Pure Genius)

Everyone knows the Rolex box. Green, gold, prestigious - it screams luxury. This prank takes that image and flips it upside down. Instead of a five-figure watch, you’re giving them half a pound of edible, girthy chocolate cock. Handmade with quality ingredients, this thing is both insulting and delicious.

It’s perfect for the friend who flexes too much, the coworker who brags about his watch collection, or the buddy who deserves to be humbled with the funniest gag gift you’ll ever send.

• Luxury-style Rolex box packaging - instantly believable at first glance
• Premium chocolate dick inside - hand-poured and hilariously detailed
• Limited edition prank - not your average gag gift
• Perfectly sized for the shock factor - enough weight to feel expensive before the reveal
• Anonymous shipping - no logos, no return address, no evidence

The Story They’ll Never Shut Up About

Picture it: your buddy’s birthday. The room goes quiet when he unwraps the iconic Rolex box. He’s already bragging in his head about posting the wrist shot later. He pops the lid… silence. Then chaos. The room explodes with laughter as he stares down at a chocolate dick where his luxury watch was supposed to be.

Or at a bachelor party. The groom thinks he’s getting a classy gift from his boys. Instead, he gets a solid dick. Everyone’s doubled over, phones are out, the videos go viral in the group chat. That’s not just a prank. That’s legendary.

What You’re Really Sending

• A Rolex-style presentation box - identical in look, hilarious in outcome
• Handcrafted chocolate cock - smooth, rich, and detailed
• Half a pound of edible prank - big enough to shock, sweet enough to enjoy
• Anonymous delivery - no way they trace it back to you
• One unforgettable memory - guaranteed to get retold for years

This isn’t just chocolate. This is the ultimate prank gift disguised as luxury.

Flex Harder With Fake Rolex Energy

The Eat A Dick Fake Rolex Box isn’t subtle. It’s not polite. And that’s why it works. If you want to shock, humiliate, and entertain all in one move, this is your go-to. Whether it’s a birthday, a bachelor party, or revenge for the guy who never shuts up about his Rolex Submariner, this prank lands harder than any regular gag gift.

👉 Don’t wait. Order today and send the only Rolex that comes with a dick inside.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it is you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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