Eat A Dick - Fake Rolex Box
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Description
Eat A Dick - Fake Rolex Box
The Only Timepiece That Comes With a Dick Inside
Imagine handing someone a Rolex box. Their eyes light up. Their heart races. They’re picturing champagne toasts, flexing on Instagram, and finally being “that guy” with the wrist candy. Then they open it - and instead of a shiny new watch, they find a solid chocolate dick. That’s not just a prank. That’s a life event. Welcome to the Eat A Dick Fake Rolex Box.
👉 Don’t buy a boring gift. Buy the prank that smashes expectations and leaves them laughing their ass off.
Why This Fake Rolex Box is Pure Evil (and Pure Genius)
Everyone knows the Rolex box. Green, gold, prestigious - it screams luxury. This prank takes that image and flips it upside down. Instead of a five-figure watch, you’re giving them half a pound of edible, girthy chocolate cock. Handmade with quality ingredients, this thing is both insulting and delicious.
It’s perfect for the friend who flexes too much, the coworker who brags about his watch collection, or the buddy who deserves to be humbled with the funniest gag gift you’ll ever send.
- Luxury-style Rolex box packaging - instantly believable at first glance
- Premium chocolate dick inside - hand-poured and hilariously detailed
- Limited edition prank - not your average gag gift
- Perfectly sized for the shock factor - enough weight to feel expensive before the reveal
- Anonymous shipping - no logos, no return address, no evidence
The Story They’ll Never Shut Up About
Picture it: your buddy’s birthday. The room goes quiet when he unwraps the iconic Rolex box. He’s already bragging in his head about posting the wrist shot later. He pops the lid… silence. Then chaos. The room explodes with laughter as he stares down at a chocolate dick where his luxury watch was supposed to be.
Or at a bachelor party. The groom thinks he’s getting a classy gift from his boys. Instead, he gets a solid dick. Everyone’s doubled over, phones are out, the videos go viral in the group chat. That’s not just a prank. That’s legendary.
What You’re Really Sending
- A Rolex-style presentation box - identical in look, hilarious in outcome
- Handcrafted chocolate cock - smooth, rich, and detailed
- Half a pound of edible prank - big enough to shock, sweet enough to enjoy
- Anonymous delivery - no way they trace it back to you
- One unforgettable memory - guaranteed to get retold for years
This isn’t just chocolate. This is the ultimate prank gift disguised as luxury.
Flex Harder With Fake Rolex Energy
The Eat A Dick Fake Rolex Box isn’t subtle. It’s not polite. And that’s why it works. If you want to shock, humiliate, and entertain all in one move, this is your go-to. Whether it’s a birthday, a bachelor party, or revenge for the guy who never shuts up about his Rolex Submariner, this prank lands harder than any regular gag gift.
👉 Don’t wait. Order today and send the only Rolex that comes with a dick inside.
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it is you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
This product is rated 3.3 of 5.0 stars.
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