Eat a Dick - Original Valentines Day Greeting Card

Eat a Dick and Mystery Gift

The Only Gift That’s Half Chocolate, Half Chaos, and 100% Unforgettable

You ever look at someone and think: “Yeah, they deserve chocolate… but also a little trauma”? Enter the Eat a Dick and Mystery Gift. It’s not just a half-pound, girthy chocolate dick crafted in California - it’s also paired with a mystery gift that no one sees coming. This is the prank that keeps on giving, even after the first laugh has died down.

👉 Don’t settle for predictable. Click buy now and deliver the chocolate dick-plus-surprise combo that guarantees jaw-drops, cackles, and maybe a little side-eye.

Why This Gift Hits Harder Than Cupid With a Hangover

Here’s the truth: anyone can buy flowers, wine, or some cookie-cutter gag gift off Amazon. But sending someone a luxury gift box that hides a massive chocolate cock and a mystery twist? That’s the kind of move that gets remembered. It’s not just a gift, it’s a whole story waiting to happen.

The chocolate alone is worth it - rich, creamy, half a pound of edible artistry shaped into the most disrespectful yet delicious form possible. But add in the mystery gift? Now you’re playing in the prank big leagues. It could be hilarious. It could be outrageous. All they’ll know is that it’s coming straight from you… or anonymously, if you’re feeling sneaky.

• Handmade in California - rich milk chocolate, ethically sourced, and molded with way too much detail
• Half a pound of pure dick - hefty enough to shock, tasty enough to devour
• Luxury gift box packaging - looks classy, hides chaos
• Bonus mystery gift - adds the perfect WTF twist to the prank
• Shipped 100% anonymously - they’ll never know unless you want them to

Imagine This Going Down

Picture your buddy’s birthday. They unwrap a sleek, luxury box. People are leaning in - is it jewelry, is it fancy cologne, is it a Rolex? Nope. It’s a thick slab of chocolate cock staring everyone down. The room erupts in laughter. Then - BAM - they realize there’s another surprise inside: the mystery gift. Nobody saw that coming.

Or maybe it’s your ex. You wanted to keep things classy but still let them know they’re a dick. Nothing says closure like a prank that’s equal parts sweet and savage. They get a laugh, you get satisfaction, and everyone wins.

This isn’t just food. It’s entertainment. It’s comedy. It’s the gift of mystery cock - and it lands every single time.

What You’re Really Sending

• A half-pound chocolate dick that’s as funny as it is edible
• A surprise twist in the form of a mystery gift
• A luxury prank box that sets them up for maximum shock
• An unforgettable story they’ll retell for years
• A prank that doubles as dessert - savage but sweet

It’s not just “eat a dick.” It’s “eat a dick… and brace yourself for whatever the hell else is in here.”

Ready to Shock, Awe, and Sweeten the Deal?

If you’re tired of boring gag gifts and want to deliver something people will actually remember, this is it. The Eat a Dick and Mystery Gift takes prank gifting to a whole new level. It’s equal parts delicious, disrespectful, and downright legendary.

👉 Stop being predictable. Order now and send the chocolate cock-plus-surprise package that will go down as one of the greatest gifts they’ve ever unwrapped.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it is you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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