Emojibator - Go Fuck Yourself

Emojibator - Go Fuck Yourself

Because sometimes words aren’t enough

Let’s be honest - “Go fuck yourself” hits harder when you can actually hand someone the hardware to make it happen. Enter the Emojibator Go Fuck Yourself - a cheeky, eggplant-shaped vibrator that’s equal parts naughty prank gift and legit bedroom accessory. Whether you’re roasting your best friend, pranking your ex, or giving your partner the funniest Valentine’s Day gag ever, this little purple powerhouse gets the job done in more ways than one.

👉 Skip the boring candles, flowers, or socks. Send a vibrating eggplant that says exactly what you mean: Go Fuck Yourself.

Why this is the most savage gag gift

Most gag gifts stop at cheap laughs. This one? It doubles as a fully functional vibrator with 10 vibration settings and a body-safe design. That means it’s not just hilarious - it’s practical.

• Eggplant emoji in the flesh - the internet’s favorite dick joke turned into a sex toy
• 10 vibration modes - from “buzz” to “holy shit my legs don’t work”
• Body-safe material - because pranks are funny but infections aren’t
• Discreet shipping - no one will know you mailed them a vibrator until they open the box
• Perfectly sized - at 4.84 x 1.22 inches, it’s compact but packs a mean punch

This isn’t a throwaway gag. It’s the ultimate prank gift that keeps on giving - literally.

Imagine the reaction

Your buddy rips open the package, expecting candy, maybe a rude card. Instead? An eggplant-shaped vibrator staring them down like, “Hey pal, the joke’s on you.” The room loses it. Tears, laughter, phones out recording. And when the giggles die down, someone inevitably asks: “Wait… does it actually work?”

Yes. Yes, it does. And that’s when the prank goes from funny to legendary. Because nothing says savage like handing someone a sex toy as a middle finger.

When to send the Emojibator

This purple prank toy works in almost any situation where sarcasm, chaos, and laughter are required:

• Bachelor and bachelorette parties - eggplant emoji energy all night
• Cheeky revenge gifts - tell your ex exactly where to stick it
• Birthday surprises - because cake isn’t the only thing getting eaten
• Valentine’s Day gag - skip the roses, send a vibrating dick joke
• Friends who live for memes - the eggplant emoji is finally real

Why you’ll love giving this gift

Because it’s bold. Because it’s funny. Because it’s one of those gifts they’ll never forget. Anybody can buy a Hallmark card or a bag of gummy dicks. But sending an actual vibrator shaped like an eggplant? That’s genius-level trolling with a side of actual utility.

👉 Don’t just tell them to Go Fuck Yourself. Give them the tool to do it. Click buy now and ship one of the funniest - and most functional - prank gifts on the planet.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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