The Birthday Bundle

Name: The Birthday Bundle
Brand: DickAtYourDoor
SKU: BDBUND-1
Price: 29.99 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.8 (1381 reviews)

"Absolutely Epic Package. My best Friend is still talking about it and posting the chocolate and it's been two weeks! Super fast shipping as well"

The Epic Bundle has everything you need to make a birthday special
Pick and Choose to customize your bundle and make it the weirdest birthday
Teddy Bears and heartfelt notes aren't for us. We want to make peopleLAUGH.

Style:

Birthday Bundle

Variant

Sam Day 1-3 Day Shipping When Ordered by 3PM EST

100% Anonymous
and 100% Hilarious

Over 1500 Five
Star Reviews

Description

Over 30% off regular priced PLUS free 2 day shipping (auto upgraded to ice packs during summer

Birthday Bundle includes:

The Best Selling Birthday Cock n Balls
Bag of Dicks x1
Happy Fucking Birthday Never ending Card
Free mystery Gift
Free Custom message

If Birthdays aren't your thing, you can always check out the custom bundler box to build your own Bundle for the best gifting. As a reminder, ALL bundles are discounts heavily AND receive that sweet sweet two day insulated shipping. It's a no brainer if you're looking for the best birhtday, weirdest graduation gift, or just want to remind your best friend how big of a piece of shit they are.

Besos

Where You've Seen Us

100% ANONYMOUS
SHIPPING

LAUGHS
GUARANTEED

HANDCRAFTED, VEGAN
CHOCOLATE

LOVED BY
70,000+PEOPLE

FAST AND SECURE
SHIPPING

YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED

IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?

Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.

SO... HOW BIG IS IT?

This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.

WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?

Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?

We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.

HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?

Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.

WHY?

Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.