The Birthday Bundle
- The Epic Bundle has everything you need to make a birthday special
- Pick and Choose to customize your bundle and make it the weirdest birthday
- Teddy Bears and heartfelt notes aren't for us. We want to make peopleLAUGH.
Sam Day 1-3 Day Shipping When Ordered by 3PM EST
100% Anonymous
and 100% Hilarious
Over 1500 Five
Star Reviews
Description
The Birthday Bundle: When Cake and Balloons Just Aren’t Enough
Birthdays are supposed to be fun - but let’s be real, half the time it’s the same boring crap. Cake, candles, awkward singing, maybe a gift card if you’re lucky. Snooze. If you actually want to make someone’s birthday legendary, you need to throw normal out the window and send them something so shocking, so crude, and so funny that it becomes the only thing they remember about turning a year older. That’s where The Birthday Bundle comes in.
This beast of a package isn’t just a gift - it’s an entire experience. You’re giving them the Birthday Cock n Balls (yep, edible and shaped exactly how you think), a Bag of Dicks gummy candy, and the infamous Happy Fucking Birthday Never-Ending Card that won’t shut the hell up. And because we like chaos, you also get a free mystery gift and the chance to add your own custom message inside.
👉 Stop being the lame friend with a Walgreens card. Be the savage who sends the birthday cock bundle that wrecks the party and makes you a legend. Order it now and turn someone’s boring birthday into absolute chaos.
Why This Bundle Slaps Harder Than Any Other Gift
Anyone can show up with cupcakes. Anyone can grab a last-minute Amazon gift card. But sending a box full of edible dicks, obnoxious music, and a custom roast? That’s not just a gift - that’s a birthday ambush. The Birthday Bundle is engineered to deliver laughs, awkward silences, and stories that get retold for years.
- Birthday Cock n Balls - Edible, crude, and hilarious centerpiece of the bundle.
- Bag of Dicks Gummies - Fruity, chewy, and perfectly insulting.
- Never-Ending Card - Plays a loud, filthy birthday tune that won’t stop for hours.
- Free Mystery Gift - Extra chaos because why the hell not.
- Custom Message Option - Roast them in your own words.
- Insulated 2-Day Shipping - Comes fresh and ready, with ice packs in summer.
- Anonymous Delivery - 100% discreet - they’ll never know it was you.
This isn’t just a gag gift. This is a birthday prank bundle designed to cause laughter, rage, and regret in equal measure.
Story Time: When Brian Turned 30
Brian’s friends thought they were clever with their “over the hill” balloons. Cute. Then the Birthday Bundle arrived. He opened the box to find a giant chocolate cock staring back at him, a bag of gummy dicks, and a birthday card that blasted filthy music so loud the neighbors complained. Brian laughed, then cried, then kept laughing as he tried to shut the damn card off (spoiler: he couldn’t). The party went from lame to legendary in 30 seconds flat.
That’s what this bundle does. It hijacks birthdays and makes them unforgettable.
What You’re Really Sending
- Edible Birthday Cock n Balls - The centerpiece gag that shocks everyone.
- Bag of Dicks Gummies - Sweet insult in snack form.
- Happy Fucking Birthday Card - Plays nonstop until destroyed.
- Mystery Gift Bonus - Surprise chaos.
- Optional Roast Message - Personalize it with your own savage words.
- Insulated Packaging - Fresh on arrival, no matter the season.
- Anonymous Shipping - Safe, discreet, no trail.
Don’t Just Say “Happy Birthday” - Scream It with Dicks
If you want to give a gift that gets a laugh and then gets forgotten, stick to balloons. But if you want to give a gift that hijacks the whole damn party, the Birthday Bundle is the move. Perfect for roasting best friends, humiliating siblings, or just making sure no one ever outdoes your prank.
👉 Stop thinking about it. Be the gift-giving god of chaos. Order the epic birthday cock bundle now and give them a birthday they’ll remember forever - whether they want to or not.
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient’s name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it’s you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
*By ordering you are agreeing to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy found at the checkout page and page footer*
***NOTE If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the card is the recipient. That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.***
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
This product is rated 4.8 of 5.0 stars.
It has received 1410 reviews.
