Father's Day Card - Prank Farting Card

Father’s Day Prank Farting Card - The Gift That Keeps on Blasting

Let’s cut the crap - ties are boring, socks are useless, and “World’s Best Dad” mugs are just passive-aggressive reminders that he drinks too much coffee. You want to give your dad something he’ll actually remember this Father’s Day? Hand him a classy-looking card that farts in his face for four straight hours.

Yeah, you read that right. The Father’s Day Prank Farting Card looks innocent enough on the outside - a woodgrain design, subtle vibes, nothing too flashy. But the second he opens it, this card unleashes a fart symphony so relentless you’ll be crying from laughter while he tries to figure out how to shut it off. Spoiler: he can’t. Unless he rips the card open. And if he does? Glitter bomb apocalypse.

So, do you want Dad to remember this Father’s Day as the year he got another polo shirt? Or the year you turned his living room into a gas chamber and his carpet into a sparkly disaster zone? Easy choice.

Why This Card is the Ultimate Dad Prank

Because every dad thinks he’s the master of fart jokes. He’s been crop-dusting you since the day you were born, laughing at his own stench like it’s world-class comedy. Now it’s payback. This Father’s Day prank card is your revenge - a nonstop flatulent soundtrack that’ll make him question every life choice.

But here’s the real genius: the longer he ignores it, the funnier it gets. This thing will keep blasting for four full hours. That’s longer than a round of golf, longer than a backyard BBQ, and longer than his patience. At some point, he’ll break - and that’s when the glitter trap goes off.

Features That Make This Card a Gas (Literally)

• Classy woodgrain cover so it looks legit before the chaos begins
• Pull-tab activated fart soundtrack that loops for up to four hours
• Hidden glitter bomb inside if Dad gets pissed and tears it open
• Ships 100% anonymously - no one knows it was you
• A Father’s Day prank card he’ll never forget (and neither will Mom when she’s vacuuming glitter)

The Story You’ll Tell at Every Family Gathering

Imagine the scene: everyone’s gathered around the grill, Dad’s got his new apron on, and you hand him this nice-looking card. He smiles, opens it, and suddenly the air is filled with wet, juicy fart noises. At first, he laughs. Then he groans. Then, twenty minutes later when it’s still going, he’s begging you to make it stop. He tries everything - sitting on it, smacking it, even hiding it in the garage. Nothing works. Finally, he rips it open in frustration.

Boom. Glitter everywhere. The kids are screaming, Mom’s yelling, and you’re on the floor crying because this is, without question, the best Father’s Day prank of all time.

Don’t Be Boring This Father’s Day

You can give him a gift he’ll use once and forget, or you can give him a prank that becomes a family legend. If you want Dad to laugh, curse, and maybe even respect your prank game just a little more, this farting Father’s Day card is your shot.

Click “Add to Cart,” ship it off, and get ready to witness the loudest, longest fart joke of your dad’s life.

NOTE* If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the card is the recipient; That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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