Father's Day Eat a Dick Pop Up Card

Father’s Day Eat a Dick Pop Up Card - When Dad Deserves More Than a Tie

Tired of giving Dad another lame “World’s Best Dad” mug that he’ll drink half-warm Folgers out of once before tossing it in the garage? Yeah, same. This Father’s Day, skip the socks, skip the grill tools, and give him what he really deserves - a card that looks sweet and sentimental on the outside but slaps him with a bold “Eat a Dick” on the inside.

This isn’t just a card. It’s a Father’s Day prank, a roast, and a family heirloom of chaos all rolled into one. Dad opens it expecting something touching. Instead, he gets ambushed by a pop up dick and a message that hits harder than the whiskey he hides in the garage.

👉 Order it now and give Dad the only card he’ll actually remember this year.

Why This Card Is Pure Genius

Look, Father’s Day cards are trash. They’re either way too sappy or trying too hard with a fishing pun that makes you want to eat drywall. Your dad deserves better - or at least funnier.

This card is the ultimate plot twist. It lulls him in with a nice “Happy Father’s Day” on the front. He opens it, probably thinking, “Wow, my kid finally got me something normal.” Then boom. “Just Kidding! Eat a Dick.” Not written in polite cursive, but printed inside next to a glorious pop up dick that would make Michelangelo proud.

He laughs. You laugh. Mom pretends she doesn’t find it funny while clearly fighting back a smile. And the memory of that moment beats the hell out of any boring Hallmark card.

How It Plays Out

• Family BBQ vibes - Dad opens his Father’s Day card surrounded by burgers, beer, and his children. Cue the laughter.
• Sibling rivalry win - Your brother got him a gift card. You got him this. Guess who Dad’s telling everyone about on Monday.
• Roast level expert - It’s funny, shocking, and just the right amount of disrespectful. Exactly how Dad jokes should feel.
• Anonymous option - Want to mess with a stepdad, uncle, or buddy? This ships 100% anonymously so you can deny everything.

Why You Should Buy It Right Now

Because life’s too short for boring cards. Because Dad’s sense of humor deserves something bolder than a tie. And because this isn’t just a card - it’s a perfectly engineered Father’s Day prank that guarantees laughs, roasts, and a story Dad won’t shut up about for years.

Here’s the truth: Father’s Day is about making memories, not collecting dust. And nothing makes a memory quite like handing Dad a card that straight up tells him to eat a dick.

So stop scrolling, stop overthinking, and grab the card that makes Father’s Day less “aw thanks” and more “holy shit, that’s hilarious.”

👉 Click the order button now and make this Father’s Day the funniest one yet.

Product Details That Seal the Deal

• 4.25 x 5.50 inch folded card
• Premium double-sided 14 pt cardstock (translation: feels nice in your hands while insulting Dad)
• Front: “Happy Father’s Day”
• Inside: “Just Kidding! Eat a Dick” + pop up dick graphic
• Packaged in cellophane with a white envelope
• Ships 100% anonymously so you stay out of trouble

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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