Go F* Yourself" Valentine's Day Pack
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Description
Go F* Yourself" Valentine's Day Pack
Why settle for a basic Valentine’s Day gift when you can send the sassiest, most unforgettable bundle that says exactly what’s on your mind? The "Go F* Yourself" Valentine's Day Pack** combines playful humor, cheeky vibes, and just the right amount of chaos for a gift that will make them laugh, blush, and maybe even question their life choices.
What’s Inside This Perfectly Inappropriate Duo:
💋 Emojibator – Go F* Yourself Edition**: A hilariously bold self-love reminder. Whether it’s a gift to spice up someone’s private life or a gag that’s equal parts funny and empowering, this little gem is the ultimate way to say, “Love yourself—literally.”
🍬 Valentine’s Day Pack: Complete with a Gummy Bag of Dicks, a cheeky pop-up dick card, and the option to add glitter or dick confetti, this pack delivers sweet, sassy vibes with a fruity punch. It’s perfect for sending love, sass, or pure mischief to friends, partners, exes, or anyone else in your life.
Why This Bundle Is Everything:
- For Your Bestie: Empower your favorite Galentine with a bundle that says, “You’re amazing—now go have some fun!”
- For Your Ex: Because telling someone to “Go F*** Yourself” has never been sweeter or funnier.
- For Your Partner: A perfect mix of naughty and nice to set the mood for Valentine’s Day.
- For Anyone Who Deserves a Laugh: The ultimate combination of laughter, empowerment, and a touch of chaos wrapped up in one memorable gift.
The Reaction You’ll Get:
😂 “Wait…what is this?!”
❤️ “OMG, this is hilarious—I love it!”
🔥 “Best Valentine’s gift ever.”
Make this Valentine’s Day one to remember with the "Go F* Yourself" Valentine's Day Pack**—a bundle that’s as bold, cheeky, and sweet as you are. Whether you’re spreading laughter or sending a not-so-subtle message, this duo delivers the goods (and the giggles).
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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