Go F* Yourself" Valentine's Day Pack

The Go F* Yourself Valentine’s Day Pack - Because Love is Overrated

Valentine’s Day is supposed to be about flowers, chocolates, and candlelit dinners, right? Wrong. It’s about sending a very clear, very bold message - Go F Yourself*. And thanks to this unapologetically savage bundle, you can deliver that message in the most unforgettable way possible.

This isn’t your average “aww so sweet” Valentine’s gift. Nope. This is an explosion of petty, naughty, NSFW energy designed to make your recipient laugh, cry, or both. Inside this pack, you’re getting an Emojibator “Go F Yourself” eggplant vibrator* with 10 powerful vibration settings, a bag of fruity gummy dicks, and a pop-up dick card that does all the talking for you. Sprinkle in optional glitter or dick confetti and you’ve got the prank equivalent of a nuclear bomb.

👉 Skip the clichés. Send them the Valentine’s pack that literally says what you wish you could text: Go F* Yourself.

Why This is the Ultimate Valentine’s Power Move

Anyone can run to Walgreens on February 13th and panic-buy a box of Russell Stover’s. That’s lazy, and your ex, your frenemy, or even your significant other who secretly deserves it, won’t remember it two seconds later.

But this? This is memorable. This is bold. This is a mix of edible chaos, cheeky dick humor, and an eggplant-shaped vibrator that doubles as both a gag gift and a very functional stress reliever.

You’re not just giving candy or flowers - you’re handing someone an experience that will live rent-free in their head for years.

What’s Inside the Go F* Yourself Valentine’s Pack

• Emojibator Eggplant Vibrator - 10 vibration settings, body-safe, and designed to deliver a “healthy serving of vitamin D.” Subtle? Not even close. Effective? Absolutely.
• Bag of Gummy Dicks - Sweet, fruity, and shaped exactly like the insult you’ve been dying to say out loud.
• Pop-Up Dick Card - Because sometimes you need paper-based reinforcement. The inside delivers the bold message loud and clear.
• Optional Glitter or Dick Confetti - Why stop at candy and a vibrator when you can leave them cleaning up sparkle and dicks from their carpet for weeks?

Real Stories, Real Chaos

One customer sent this pack to their ex with no return address. Weeks later, they found out the poor bastard was still pulling dick-shaped gummies out of his couch cushions. Another gifted it at a Galentine’s party, and it became the centerpiece of the night - everyone else’s chocolate roses looked pathetic next to it.

That’s the magic of the Go F Yourself Pack*. It’s not just a gift. It’s a prank, a message, and a memory all in one outrageous box.

Why You Shouldn’t Hesitate

You’ve got two options:

1. Buy boring flowers that wilt in three days.
2. Send this box of vibrating, edible, sparkly chaos and watch your recipient’s life implode in glitter and giggles.

The choice is obvious.

👉 Stop being basic. Order the Go F Yourself Valentine’s Pack* today and make sure this Valentine’s Day is one they’ll never forget - whether they love you, hate you, or fall somewhere in between.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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