Happy Birthday Dickhead!
Sam Day 1-3 Day Shipping When Ordered by 3PM EST
100% Anonymous
and 100% Hilarious
Over 1500 Five
Star Reviews
Description
Looking for a funny and unique way to wish your favorite "dickhead" a happy birthday? Look no further than the "Happy Birthday Dickhead" Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him from Dick at Your Door.
Our irreverent and humorous birthday card is sure to make your recipient laugh, with a cheeky message that's perfect for the occasion. But the real surprise comes when the card is opened, revealing a never-ending moaning sound that will play continuously for up to three hours, thanks to our innovative prank technology.
And if that wasn't enough, the card also includes a hidden glitter bomb that will be triggered when the recipient tries to destroy the card, adding another layer of humor to the prank. Our "Happy Birthday Dickhead" card is printed on high-quality cardstock, ensuring that it will last long after the initial surprise has worn off.
With same-day shipping available for orders placed by 3PM EST, and most orders arriving within three days of shipping, you can be sure that your "Happy Birthday Dickhead" Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him will arrive in plenty of time to make your recipient's day.
At Dick at Your Door, we specialize in unique and humorous products that are perfect for any occasion. Whether you're looking for a funny birthday gift, an unexpected way to say "thank you," or a playful way to express your love, we've got you covered. Order your "Happy Birthday Dickhead" Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him today and get ready to surprise and delight your recipient with a gift they'll never forget.
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
This product is rated 4.7 of 5.0 stars.
It has received 162 reviews.
