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Happy Birthday Dickhead - Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday Dickhead - Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday Dickhead - Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday Dickhead - Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday Dickhead - Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday Dickhead - Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday Dickhead - Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday Dickhead - Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday Dickhead - Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday Dickhead!
Happy Birthday Dickhead - Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday Dickhead - Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday Dickhead - Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday Dickhead - Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday Dickhead - Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday Dickhead - Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday Dickhead - Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday Dickhead - Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday Dickhead - Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday Dickhead - Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday Dickhead - Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday Dickhead - Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday Dickhead - Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday Dickhead - Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday Dickhead!
Happy Birthday Dickhead - Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday Dickhead - Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday Dickhead - Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday Dickhead - Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Birthday Dickhead - Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him - DickAtYourDoor

Happy Birthday Dickhead!

“Got this for my boyfriend and he couldn't stop laughing - highly recommend for some good fun and great laughs"

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$12.99

 

 

Looking for a funny and unique way to wish your favorite "dickhead" a happy birthday? Look no further than the "Happy Birthday Dickhead" Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him from Dick at Your Door.

Our irreverent and humorous birthday card is sure to make your recipient laugh, with a cheeky message that's perfect for the occasion. But the real surprise comes when the card is opened, revealing a never-ending fart sound that will play continuously for up to three hours, thanks to our innovative prank technology.

And if that wasn't enough, the card also includes a hidden glitter bomb that will be triggered when the recipient tries to destroy the card, adding another layer of humor to the prank. Our "Happy Birthday Dickhead" card is printed on high-quality cardstock, ensuring that it will last long after the initial surprise has worn off.

With same-day shipping available for orders placed by 3PM EST, and most orders arriving within three days of shipping, you can be sure that your "Happy Birthday Dickhead" Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him will arrive in plenty of time to make your recipient's day.

At Dick at Your Door, we specialize in unique and humorous products that are perfect for any occasion. Whether you're looking for a funny birthday gift, an unexpected way to say "thank you," or a playful way to express your love, we've got you covered. Order your "Happy Birthday Dickhead" Hilarious Never-Ending Birthday Card for Him today and get ready to surprise and delight your recipient with a gift they'll never forget.

$12.99

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Roger Gaspay
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Jennifer Lee
did not like the Thinking of you cards

you have to mail them to yourself then you can mail them to the person getting them. If you mail it to the person they get it outside of the enevelope.I messed up the first ones. I pulled the tab then opened them up to write my note inside.The company was nice enough to send me 2 more but once again when I opened them to write a note (without pulling tab), they would not stop. Other products have been good, but too much work to try to send 4 party invitations to people and still have not figured out how.

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Rachel Blake-Windhorst
Never got my package

I’ve been waiting for a month for my package and have not received it. No one responds to my emails and I’m unable to receive a refund.

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Leah Miller
Totally satisfied

I have always had a great experience ordering from you.

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Was well received!

I knew the package was received when my mother texted me, “Are you done sending shitty gifts?” Maybe her husband shouldn’t keep gifting me Trump memorabilia and bibles as “jokes”.