Happy Birthday, You Dick 🎉 – The Pack That Says It Better Than You Ever Could

Let’s be honest - most birthday gifts suck. Another bottle of wine, another candle, another “Live Laugh Love” mug nobody asked for. But this year, you’re not here to play nice. You’re here to give the only gift that truly captures the spirit of friendship, sibling rivalry, or just good old-fashioned pettiness.

Introducing the Happy Birthday Pack – the loudest, rudest, most unforgettable birthday prank you can send. Inside, your lucky recipient will find a Bag of Dicks (yes, actual gummy dicks they have to eat), a bold notecard that screams Eat a Bag of Dicks, a themed gift box, and a greeting card to tie it all together. Want to level up? Add glitter or dick confetti to really hammer the message home.

👉 Skip the boring gifts. Send a dick. Actually, send a whole bag of them.

Why This Pack Is the Ultimate Roast Gift

Because “Happy Birthday” doesn’t always cut it. Sometimes your friend needs to be reminded who they really are - a lovable, annoying, absolute dickhead.

This isn’t just candy. It’s a full-blown prank delivery. They open the package, expecting something nice. Instead? Boom. A bag of fruity gummy dicks stares them down, alongside a card that straight-up tells them to Eat a Bag of Dicks.

It’s rude. It’s hilarious. It’s edible. And best of all - it’s shipped 100% anonymously. That means you get all the glory, none of the blowback.

Who Needs the Happy Birthday Pack?

• The friend who’s impossible to shop for – nobody forgets a bag of dicks.

• That one sibling who never shuts up – sweet revenge, with candy.

• Coworker birthdays – way better than another grocery store cake.

• Milestone birthdays – because turning 30, 40, or 50 deserves a prank upgrade.

• Anyone you secretly (or openly) call a dick – this is literally their spirit gift.

What’s Inside the Pack?

• Bag of Dicks Gummies – 10 fruity, chewy, colorful penis-shaped gummies.

• Eat a Bag of Dicks Notecard – no subtlety, just straight-up insult.

• Birthday Gift Box – makes it look legit… until they see what’s inside.

• Birthday Greeting Card – ties the whole package together.

• Optional Add-ons – glitter or dick confetti for maximum chaos.

This isn’t just a gift. It’s an experience. From the moment they open the box to the second they pop a dick-shaped gummy in their mouth, you’ve delivered a prank they’ll never stop talking about.

Picture This…

Your buddy tears into their birthday package, expecting some heartfelt gesture. Instead, they’re greeted with neon gummies shaped like dicks and a card literally telling them to eat them. The room erupts in laughter. Someone pulls out their phone. Suddenly, your prank is the star of the party.

One review summed it up perfectly: “Best birthday prank ever. He laughed, we laughed, and he actually ate them. Said they tasted amazing. 10/10.”

This isn’t just a prank - it’s a story that’ll get retold at every birthday dinner for years.

Be the Birthday Legend

Look, anyone can buy socks, booze, or a gift card. But only legends send the Happy Birthday Pack. This is the kind of move that locks you into prank history. It’s bold, it’s shameless, and it’s exactly what birthdays are for – roasting the people we love most.

👉 Click Add to Cart and make someone’s birthday the most unforgettable one yet. Because nothing says “Happy Birthday” like a big, chewy, fruity bag of dicks.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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