Happy DILF Day Card
Happy DILF Day Card
Some dads get ties. Some dads get socks. But the real legends? They get a card that screams Happy DILF Day! and pops open with a 3D dick right in their face. That’s right - forget the boring Hallmark garbage. This is the Happy DILF Day Card, the only greeting card that says, “Yeah, you’re a Dad… but you’re also a sexy bastard.”
And the best part? It’s shipped 100% anonymously. Which means you can send this bad boy to a friend, a partner, or your favorite zaddy without ever revealing your identity. You’ll have them blushing, laughing, and possibly questioning their life choices, all in one glorious moment.
👉 Don’t settle for socks and mugs. Send a DILF card that explodes with pure roast energy and makes everyone laugh until they snort.
Why This Is the Perfect DILF Gift
Because regular cards are trash. Anyone can scribble “Love you Dad” on some flowers and call it a day. But when you drop a Happy DILF Day card that opens with a 3D cock, you’re telling the world: this guy deserves something unforgettable.
Birthdays, Father’s Day, anniversaries, even bachelor parties - this thing works anywhere you want to roast someone with love and laughter. It’s cheeky. It’s dirty. It’s everything a true DILF gift should be.
Picture the Scene
Imagine your buddy tearing open an envelope thinking they’re about to get a sweet “World’s Best Dad” card. Instead - BAM - a 3D dick pops up like it’s auditioning for a magic show. The front proudly declares Happy DILF Day! while everyone else in the room loses their damn minds.
One customer said, “Sent this to my friend as a gag gift for Father’s Day. He laughed so hard his wife had to take the card away.” Another wrote, “Perfect for my boyfriend’s birthday. He’s still laughing and showing it off like a trophy.”
This isn’t just a card - it’s a roast, a compliment, and a prank all rolled into one.
Why People Love This DILF Day Card
- Front reads “Happy DILF Day!” - bold, savage, and hilarious.
- Pops open with a 3D dick inside - the ultimate surprise for your favorite DILF.
- Made from premium 14 pt cardstock - because quality dick deserves quality paper.
- 4.25 x 5.50 inches - the perfect size for maximum impact.
- Cellophane wrapped with white envelope - looks innocent until the big reveal.
- Shipped 100% anonymously - no one will know you’re the mastermind.
Don’t Be the Boring Friend
Look, you can show up with another candle, tie, or bottle of whiskey… or you can deliver the Happy DILF Day card and instantly win the award for funniest gift. This is the kind of card people keep in their drawer for years just to laugh at again.
👉 Click the button and make this DILF’s day legendary. Be the savage friend who takes birthdays, Father’s Day, or any day to a whole new NSFW level.
IMPORTANT: Make sure you actually put your recipient’s name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it’s you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
*By ordering you are agreeing to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy found at the checkout page and page footer.*
***NOTE: If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the card is the recipient. That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.***
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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