F*ck You - Glitter Bomb Card

F*ck You - Glitter Bomb Card

Ever wanted to tell someone “Fck You” but also leave them picking glitter out of their carpet for the next six months? This is your moment. The Fck You Glitter Bomb Card is not just a card - it’s a weapon of mass irritation, a sparkling nuke of petty revenge, and the funniest way to send love, hate, or both at once. You open it, glitter goes everywhere, and your victim will curse your name while laughing their ass off.

Imagine their face. They think it’s a normal card - maybe a cute birthday message, maybe a congrats. Then BAM... their house looks like a unicorn exploded. And here’s the best part - it’s shipped 100% anonymously. They’ll never know it was you, but you’ll know. Oh, you’ll know.

So if you’ve been waiting for the perfect chance to prank a friend, roast your sibling, or get a little payback on that one roommate who still owes you money, this is it. Click the button, send chaos, and watch the world burn one glitter particle at a time.

Why This Card is Pure Evil (and Pure Genius)

Let’s be real - regular greeting cards suck. They sit on a shelf for a week, get shoved in a drawer, and then straight into the trash. But a glitter bomb card? That sh*t is unforgettable. You’re not just sending a card - you’re sending work. You’re forcing someone to spend the next 45 minutes vacuuming, and every time they find a rogue sparkle in their hair six months later, they’ll think of you. That’s comedy gold.

And don’t worry, we don’t slap our brand all over the packaging. It shows up discreet, anonymous, and ready to detonate the second it’s opened.

What Makes This Glitter Bomb So Damn Perfect

• Made from thick premium cardstock that looks like a “real” card before the glitter carnage begins
• Packed full of glitter that will not come out easily (we tested - sorry, Karen)
• Option to add a custom message inside for maximum trolling or sweetness with a twist
• Includes a matching envelope so it looks totally innocent on arrival
• Shipped 100% anonymously - so you can play dumb while they rage

The Story You’ll Tell Forever

Picture this: your buddy just turned 30. They’re expecting a heartfelt note about “the big milestone.” Instead, they open your F*ck You Glitter Bomb Card and immediately unleash a glitter apocalypse all over their brand-new rug. The party stops. Everyone gasps. And then the laughter starts. People will be telling that story for years - “Remember when you got glitter-bombed at your birthday?” Yeah, that was you.

Time to Pull the Trigger

Stop sending boring sh*t. Stop pretending Hallmark cards are enough. If you really want to send a message, this is the card that screams it - literally and sparkly. Order now, pick your victim, and sit back knowing you just guaranteed the most annoying, hilarious surprise of their year.

So... what are you waiting for? Send a F*ck You Glitter Bomb Card today and make someone regret opening their mail.

NOTE: If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the card is the recipient; That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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