Happy Farter's Day

Happy Farter’s Day Card

Forget ties, mugs, and “World’s Best Dad” crap. If you really want to honor the man who blessed you with his DNA and cursed you with his gas, get him the Happy Farter’s Day Card - a greeting card that literally farts when opened. Yeah, you read that right. This isn’t Hallmark. This is a full-on fart bomb in a card, designed for maximum chaos and maximum laughs.

Your dad, uncle, grandpa, or that one buddy who thinks fart jokes are the peak of comedy is going to open this thing, hear the blast of a wet one, and instantly know two things: 1) you’re an asshole, and 2) you’re also the funniest person alive.

👉 Stop pretending to care with boring cards. Send the farting card, drop the mic, and make this Father’s Day unforgettable.

Why This Fart Prank is Legendary

Because fart humor is eternal. It transcends age, culture, and social class. A loud, unexpected fart will never not be funny. And that’s why the Happy Farter’s Day card is the ultimate prank gift. It combines the classic “dad joke” with pure bathroom humor and packages it into a classy little card made from thick, premium cardstock.

This isn’t some weak gag that falls flat. It’s an adult Father’s Day card designed to shock, offend, and get belly laughs in equal measure.

The Scene: A Family Gathering Gone Wrong (or Right)

Picture this: Dad sits down, everyone’s watching him open his card. He expects some heartfelt message about love and appreciation. Instead, he cracks it open and - BOOM - it rips a fart louder than your cousin after Taco Bell.

The room goes silent for half a second before erupting into laughter. Dad’s laughing so hard he’s wiping tears, mom’s rolling her eyes, and you? You’re the genius who turned Father’s Day into a comedy show.

One buyer left a review that said, “My dad opened this during brunch. The fart was so loud the dog barked. He’s kept the card on his desk ever since.” Another said, “Perfect gag gift. My husband opened it in front of the kids, and now they think farts are magic.”

What You’re Getting

• Front reads “Happy Farter’s Day!” - simple, bold, and stupidly funny.
• Built-in fart bomb detonates when opened - guaranteed laughs, guaranteed embarrassment.
• Made from premium 14 pt cardstock - because a quality fart deserves quality paper.
• Card measures 4.25 x 5.50 inches - compact size, explosive sound.
• Cellophane wrapped with white envelope - looks innocent before the chaos.
• Shipped 100% anonymously - they’ll never know it was you (unless you’re laughing the loudest).

Why Settle for Basic?

Sure, you could give your dad a boring gift like socks, whiskey, or a hug. But does that make the whole room cry with laughter? Nope. The Happy Farter’s Day card does. It’s crude, it’s hilarious, and it’s unforgettable.

👉 Click the button, send the fart, and let your dad know he’s not just a father - he’s a farter.

IMPORTANT:

Make sure you actually put your recipient’s name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it’s you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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***NOTE: If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the card is the recipient. That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.***