Happy Fucking Birthday Glitter Bomb Card
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100% Anonymous
and 100% Hilarious
Over 1500 Five
Star Reviews
Description
Happy Fucking Birthday is back and better than ever! BOLDER BIGGER AND BADDER
Looking for a unique way to send a message to someone special? Look no further than our Glitter Bomb Greeting Card! This card is not your ordinary greeting card - it's packed with a surprise explosion of glitter that will leave the recipient shimmering and smiling.
The Glitter Bomb Greeting Card is perfect for any occasion - birthdays, anniversaries, or just a fun way to say hello. The card is made from high-quality cardstock and features a colorful and eye-catching design on the front.
When the recipient opens the card, they will be met with a burst of glitter that will shower them with sparkle and joy. The glitter is non-toxic and easy to clean up, so the fun can last long after the card is opened.
Each Glitter Bomb Greeting Card comes with a blank interior, so you can customize your message and make it as personal as you want. And with its standard size, it's easy to mail or hand-deliver to your recipient.
So why settle for a boring greeting card when you can give the gift of glitter and excitement? Order your Glitter Bomb Greeting Card today and get ready to add some sparkle to someone's day!
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
This product is rated 4.7 of 5.0 stars.
It has received 164 reviews.
