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Happy Fucking Birthday...AGAIN! - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday...AGAIN! - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday...AGAIN! - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday...AGAIN! - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday...AGAIN! - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday...AGAIN! - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday...AGAIN! - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday...AGAIN! - DickAtYourDoor

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Looking for a unique way to send a message to someone special? Look no further than our Glitter Bomb Greeting Card! This card is not your ordinary greeting card - it's packed with a surprise explosion of glitter that will leave the recipient shimmering and smiling.

The Glitter Bomb Greeting Card is perfect for any occasion - birthdays, anniversaries, or just a fun way to say hello. The card is made from high-quality cardstock and features a colorful and eye-catching design on the front.

When the recipient opens the card, they will be met with a burst of glitter that will shower them with sparkle and joy. The glitter is non-toxic and easy to clean up, so the fun can last long after the card is opened.

Each Glitter Bomb Greeting Card comes with a blank interior, so you can customize your message and make it as personal as you want. And with its standard size, it's easy to mail or hand-deliver to your recipient.

So why settle for a boring greeting card when you can give the gift of glitter and excitement? Order your Glitter Bomb Greeting Card today and get ready to add some sparkle to someone's day!

$9.99

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Customer Reviews

Based on 149 reviews
91%
(135)
5%
(8)
3%
(4)
1%
(1)
1%
(1)
R
Roger Gaspay
Funny

Awesome experience

J
Jennifer Lee
did not like the Thinking of you cards

you have to mail them to yourself then you can mail them to the person getting them. If you mail it to the person they get it outside of the enevelope.I messed up the first ones. I pulled the tab then opened them up to write my note inside.The company was nice enough to send me 2 more but once again when I opened them to write a note (without pulling tab), they would not stop. Other products have been good, but too much work to try to send 4 party invitations to people and still have not figured out how.

R
Rachel Blake-Windhorst
Never got my package

I’ve been waiting for a month for my package and have not received it. No one responds to my emails and I’m unable to receive a refund.

L
Leah Miller
Totally satisfied

I have always had a great experience ordering from you.

R
R.S.
Was well received!

I knew the package was received when my mother texted me, “Are you done sending shitty gifts?” Maybe her husband shouldn’t keep gifting me Trump memorabilia and bibles as “jokes”.

Happy Fucking Birthday...AGAIN! - DickAtYourDoor
Happy Fucking Birthday...AGAIN! - DickAtYourDoor

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Product Details

Happy Fucking Birthday is back and better than ever!  BOLDER BIGGER AND BADDER

Looking for a unique way to send a message to someone special? Look no further than our Glitter Bomb Greeting Card! This card is not your ordinary greeting card - it's packed with a surprise explosion of glitter that will leave the recipient shimmering and smiling.

The Glitter Bomb Greeting Card is perfect for any occasion - birthdays, anniversaries, or just a fun way to say hello. The card is made from high-quality cardstock and features a colorful and eye-catching design on the front.

When the recipient opens the card, they will be met with a burst of glitter that will shower them with sparkle and joy. The glitter is non-toxic and easy to clean up, so the fun can last long after the card is opened.

Each Glitter Bomb Greeting Card comes with a blank interior, so you can customize your message and make it as personal as you want. And with its standard size, it's easy to mail or hand-deliver to your recipient.

So why settle for a boring greeting card when you can give the gift of glitter and excitement? Order your Glitter Bomb Greeting Card today and get ready to add some sparkle to someone's day!

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Shipping

We typically ship items within 1-3 business days. Items are not guaranteed to be delivered within a certain timeframe, as many carriers are experiencing delays due to covid-19. If you are experiencing any delays, contact the shipping carrier for more information.

FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are these truly anonymous?
A: Of course. We ship everything with complete discretion. The box has a gift company as the sender and won’t give your information out, unless you do something illegal (don’t do that) or involved in a legal lawsuit (sexual harassment, stalking, etc) and we are required by law. If you’d like the recipient to know who sent the dick, include a customized message and write whatever you’d like.


Q: Is my Phone number or any other information on the package?
A: No, we don't include any customer information on or inside the package. Your phone number, email and billing details are just used to process the payment and track your order.


Q: Is the billing discreet? What shows up on my credit card statement?
A: The picture below is our public information for billing:

Q: Is this chocolate edible?
A: Sure is. Each ding dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. **Orders on or after 5/1/20 are made with milk chocolate.


Q: How big is it?
A: Our anonymous chocolate dick gag gifts are as real as it gets. Coming right up to the American average penis size of about 5″ in length and completely solid to prevent breaking.


Q: When will my item ship?
A: Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be aware that during busy times like holidays, processing may take a little longer than 3 business days.


Q: Have you ever had a problem with melting?
A: We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with Cold Gel Packs for a little extra.


Q: How do I know my target received the package (pun intended)?
A: Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s target.


Q: Do you offer holiday/Christmas themed products?
A: Yes! Keep your eyes out for our Holiday Collections coming soon! For other holidays, we usually release products 3-4 weeks before the holiday.


Q: Why?
A: Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 149 reviews
91%
(135)
5%
(8)
3%
(4)
1%
(1)
1%
(1)
R
Roger Gaspay
Funny

Awesome experience

J
Jennifer Lee
did not like the Thinking of you cards

you have to mail them to yourself then you can mail them to the person getting them. If you mail it to the person they get it outside of the enevelope.I messed up the first ones. I pulled the tab then opened them up to write my note inside.The company was nice enough to send me 2 more but once again when I opened them to write a note (without pulling tab), they would not stop. Other products have been good, but too much work to try to send 4 party invitations to people and still have not figured out how.

R
Rachel Blake-Windhorst
Never got my package

I’ve been waiting for a month for my package and have not received it. No one responds to my emails and I’m unable to receive a refund.

L
Leah Miller
Totally satisfied

I have always had a great experience ordering from you.

R
R.S.
Was well received!

I knew the package was received when my mother texted me, “Are you done sending shitty gifts?” Maybe her husband shouldn’t keep gifting me Trump memorabilia and bibles as “jokes”.

Happy Fucking Birthday...AGAIN!