Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card

Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card

Forget balloons, cake, and those weak-ass “Best Wishes” cards. If you want to make their birthday truly unforgettable, you need to hit them where it hurts - their patience, their carpet, and their sanity. Enter the Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card - the ultimate weapon of chaos that sings, sparkles, and pisses them off all at once.

This beast of a card doesn’t just say “Happy Fucking Birthday.” It screams it nonstop with a rude birthday jingle that can go on for up to four hours. Yeah, four. Imagine your friend trying to rip it apart to shut it up - only to unleash the hidden glitter bomb inside. It’s the prank that keeps on giving, long after the party is over.

👉 Stop giving boring gifts. Send this prank birthday card and watch them laugh, cry, and swear your name all at once.

Why This Card is the King of Birthday Pranks

Because this thing is pure evil genius. Regular prank cards? They play one annoying sound and stop. Weak. This prank birthday card is powered by chaos itself. It’s rude, it’s relentless, and it makes sure their special day is anything but peaceful.

Glitter? Check. Nonstop music? Check. Built-in revenge if they try to destroy it? Double check. This is the definition of fucked-up fun.

A Scene You’ll Never Forget

Picture this. Your buddy’s at their birthday dinner. They open the envelope, smile, and - boom - the card starts singing “Happy Fucking Birthday” in the rudest way possible. Everyone laughs at first. But then it doesn’t stop. Minutes pass. Still singing. Hours later, they’re clawing at it like a raccoon in a dumpster.

Finally, they lose it and tear it open - only to be blasted with glitter. Now they’re covered head to toe in sparkles, their house looks like a strip club exploded, and the card is still fucking singing. That’s the kind of prank people remember for years.

One buyer wrote, “Best prank I’ve ever pulled. My friend hated me for a week but admitted it was the funniest card they’d ever gotten.” Another said, “The glitter bomb inside was the icing on the cake. Card sang for hours while we just laughed and drank.”

What Makes It Brutally Perfect

• Bold Happy Fucking Birthday design - no sugarcoating, just savage honesty.
• Nonstop rude birthday song - plays for up to four hours, driving them insane.
• Hidden glitter bomb trap - explodes if they try to destroy it.
• Made from premium cardstock - sturdy enough to last until the meltdown.
• Blank space for your roast - write your own custom insult inside.
• Shipped 100% anonymously - you’re safe, but their living room isn’t.

Why Give Boring When You Can Give Chaos?

Socks, candles, or gift cards? Please. That’s amateur hour. This card turns a normal birthday into a full-blown comedy roast mixed with psychological warfare. It’s loud, messy, and unforgettable - just like the best birthdays should be.

👉 Click “Add to Cart,” send the most fucked-up prank card they’ve ever seen, and secure your spot as the funniest asshole in their life.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you actually put your recipient’s name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it’s you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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***NOTE: If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the card is the recipient. That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.***