Happy Valentine's Day Big Dick - Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Happy Valentine’s Day Big Dick - Valentine’s Day Greeting Card

Valentine’s Day is supposed to be about love, roses, and romance - screw that. You want to give them something they’ll never forget? Send the Happy Valentine’s Day Big Dick Greeting Card and watch their jaw drop when they open it to find a 3D penis popping up like Cupid on steroids. This isn’t your grandma’s Valentine’s card. It’s bold, rude, funny, and guaranteed to turn a cheesy holiday into a legendary story.

👉 Stop wasting money on flowers that die in three days. Send the card that says “I love you, but also… here’s a giant dick.”

Why This Valentine’s Prank Works Every Damn Time

Because nothing says “romance” like roasting the person you love. A regular card with some corny poem? That’s trash. But a big dick Valentine’s card that literally jumps out at them? That’s comedy gold.

This card is for couples who know love isn’t just candlelight dinners and holding hands - it’s farting on each other’s couches and laughing at dick jokes until your sides hurt. Whether you’re going for a funny Valentine’s card for him or a cheeky surprise for your girlfriend who thinks you’re insane, this thing hits harder than a tequila shot on an empty stomach.

Imagine the Scene

You hand over an innocent little envelope. They smile, expecting some heartfelt nonsense. They open it up… BAM! A giant paper dick springs out, screaming Happy Valentine’s Day Big Dick!

Now they’re laughing, you’re laughing, and suddenly Valentine’s Day isn’t about overpriced dinners anymore - it’s about who managed to pull off the funniest prank.

One reviewer wrote: “Got this for my boyfriend - he laughed so hard he took it to work to show his buddies. Best Valentine’s ever.” Another said: “My wife nearly pissed herself laughing. Said it was the most honest card I’ve ever given her.”

Why This Card Rules Harder Than Chocolates

• Pop-up 3D penis surprise - nothing says romance like cardboard genitalia.
• Bold ‘Happy Valentine’s Day Big Dick’ design - straight to the point.
• Made from premium cardstock - because love may fade but dick jokes are forever.
• Perfect for couples who roast each other - a rude romantic greeting card they’ll never forget.
• Shipped 100% anonymously - prank your Valentine without leaving a trace.

Don’t Be a Lame Valentine

Here’s the deal: everyone else is giving chocolates, teddy bears, and cards with boring hearts on them. That’s the safe, boring route. You’re not safe. You’re not boring. You’re the kind of person who sends a dirty Valentine gift shaped like a dick and makes the holiday worth celebrating.

👉 Click “Add to Cart,” send the funniest Valentine’s Day prank card ever, and make sure your lover never forgets this year. Be bold, be rude, be the Valentine they didn’t see coming.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you actually put your recipient’s name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it’s you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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