Love Bag of Dicks - A Heartfelt Gift
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100% Anonymous
and 100% Hilarious
Over 5000+ 5-star reviews since 2017
Description
"I Thought You Could Use Some Dick" Gummy Candy Bag – The Gift They Didn’t Know They Needed 🍬🍆
You’re not here for boring gifts, and we’re not here to waste your time. Introducing the "I Thought You Could Use Some Dick" Bag – the perfect mix of fruity sweetness and absolute hilarity. Packed with gummy dicks, this heart-covered masterpiece is what you send when you want to say, “I care, but also... LOL.”
Whether it’s for your girlfriend, your single friend, or your secret crush, this bag of dicks candy does the talking for you. Want to keep it anonymous? No problem. Want to make it personal? Even better. Either way, you’re delivering a message they won’t forget anytime soon.
What Makes This Bag of Dicks the MVP of Gifts?
🍬 Fruity, Delicious, and Questionably Shaped – These dick gummies are so good they might even forget to be offended.
💌 Say It Without Saying It – “Happy Valentine’s Day, Dick.” Subtle? Nope. Funny? Absolutely.
😂 For Every Occasion – Birthday? Prank? Valentine’s Day? This bag does it all.
📬 Anonymous Prank Gold – Ship a bag of dicks straight to their door and let the confusion (and laughs) begin.
Perfect For:
- Funny Valentine’s Gifts – A heart-covered valentines day dick is the romance they didn’t know they needed.
- Single Friends Who Need a Laugh – Wondering what to get your single friend? Problem solved.
- Girlfriends Who Get It – Because nothing says "I love you" like gummy penises.
- Anyone Who Deserves a Laugh (or a Sack of Sass) – No explanation needed.
Whether they laugh, cry, or immediately pop one in their mouth, this bag of dicks is going to be a hit. So go ahead, be the legend who sent the gift that says, “Happy F’ing Valentine’s Day” or “Eat a Bag of Dicks.” It’s funny, delicious, and just inappropriate enough to make their day.
IMPORTANT: If you are sending to someone else make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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