Hey There - Pop up Middle Finger Card

Hey There - Pop Up Middle Finger Card

Sometimes “thinking of you” just doesn’t cut it. Sometimes you need to say it with one big fat middle finger. That’s exactly what the Hey There Pop Up Middle Finger Card does. Open it up, and BOOM - a giant 3D flip-off springs to life like the paper embodiment of “fuck you.”

This isn’t just a greeting card. It’s a full-blown roast in cardstock form. Perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, Christmas, or whenever you want to remind someone you care… but not enough to be polite about it.

👉 Stop sending boring Hallmark bullshit. Send a middle finger in the mail and make someone laugh, cry, or plot revenge. Either way, you win.

Why This Card Slaps (Literally With a Finger)

Because life’s too short for boring greetings. Flowers wilt. Chocolates get eaten. Regular cards go straight in the trash. But a pop up middle finger card? That’s the kind of gift people remember forever.

It’s bold, it’s rude, it’s hilarious. It says everything from “Happy Birthday asshole” to “Merry Christmas, you filthy animal” without you even writing a single word. And if you want to add a custom note inside, go for it - just know the giant paper finger already stole the show.

Picture the Moment

Your friend grabs the envelope, smiling like they’re about to get something sweet. They open the card, and - BAM - a glorious cardboard middle finger springs up like a jack-in-the-box from hell. The room goes silent for two seconds… then everyone loses it.

One reviewer said: “Sent this to my best friend. She laughed so hard she spit wine all over the table.” Another: “Perfect roast for my brother’s birthday. He flipped me off back, so mission accomplished.”

This isn’t just a card. It’s a performance. A prank. A middle finger gift that keeps the joke alive long after the envelope’s in the trash.

Why People Love This Pop Up Card

• Massive 3D middle finger design - no subtlety, just pure disrespect.
• Made from heavy cardstock - built tough, like your sarcasm.
• Comes with envelope - looks sweet until the finger pops up.
• Perfect for any occasion - birthdays, Christmas, anniversaries, or revenge laughs.
• Shipped 100% anonymously - they’ll never know who flipped them off.

Don’t Be Soft - Be Savage

Look, you can keep sending the same old corny cards with puppies and hearts… or you can send a middle finger birthday card that says exactly what you’re thinking. Life is short, friends are assholes, and laughter is the only thing that makes it all worth it.

👉 Click “Add to Cart,” send the biggest fuck-you of their life, and cement your spot as the funniest person they know. Don’t be forgettable. Be legendary.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you actually put your recipient’s name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it’s you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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