Ho Ho Holy Shit Farting Christmas Card

Ho Ho Holy Shit Farting Christmas Card

Christmas is supposed to be about joy, love, and family togetherness. But let’s be real - the only thing that makes the holidays tolerable is booze and pranks. That’s why the Ho Ho Holy Shit Farting Christmas Card exists. It looks like an innocent holiday card, but the second it’s opened it blasts out a filthy, non-stop version of “Jingle Balls” with porn-level fart noises that can play for up to four straight hours. And if they try to rip it apart? Boom. Glitter explosion. Their living room instantly looks like Santa’s workshop got raided by a strip club.

👉 Don’t just give a Christmas card. Deliver total chaos, humiliation, and laughter that lasts long after the eggnog’s gone.

Why This Christmas Prank Card is Pure Holiday Evil

Because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like fart sounds and glitter shrapnel. Every other card in the pile is full of boring poems and cheesy snowflakes. But this farting Christmas card doesn’t stop. Literally. Once activated, it keeps looping the disgusting tune until your victim loses their mind.

And here’s the kicker - if they try to destroy it to stop the sound, it detonates its hidden glitter payload. So they’re stuck in a lose-lose situation: either suffer through hours of fart-fueled Christmas cheer or get covered in sparkles that will haunt them until Valentine’s Day.

Picture the Scene

It’s Christmas morning. Everyone’s sitting around in their pajamas. Grandma’s sipping her coffee. The kids are unwrapping presents. Then your buddy, dad, or co-worker opens their envelope. Suddenly the room is filled with loud, obnoxious fart noises layered over “Jingle Balls.”

The laughter starts instantly. They slam the card shut, but it won’t stop. They start panicking, shaking it, trying to tear it in half - and BOOM - now there’s glitter everywhere. On the tree, in their hair, stuck to the dog. It’s pandemonium.

One customer said: “I gave this to my brother at Christmas dinner. He spent half an hour outside in the snow trying to figure out how to shut it up. We laughed until we cried.” Another wrote: “Perfect Secret Santa gift. My coworker is still finding glitter in his desk months later.”

Why People Love This Holiday Prank

• Embarrassing nonstop fart soundtrack - loops for up to four hours of pure torture.
• Hidden glitter payload - explodes if they try to destroy the card.
• Premium cardstock with holiday design - looks innocent until it isn’t.
• Includes envelope - perfect for Secret Santa or sneaky family gifts.
• Shipped 100% anonymously - your hands are clean, but their house isn’t.

Don’t Be the Boring Gift-Giver

Everyone else is handing out socks, candles, and gift cards. Snooze. You? You’re giving the gift of chaos. This isn’t just a card - it’s a holiday story they’ll never forget. They’ll be cursing your name while vacuuming glitter in July, and honestly, isn’t that what Christmas is all about?

👉 Click “Add to Cart,” send the farting Christmas card, and guarantee your holiday prank becomes legend. Don’t just spread cheer - spread farts and glitter.

IMPORTANT:

Make sure you actually put your recipient’s name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it’s you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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***NOTE: If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the card is the recipient. That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.***