HOLYSHIT IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY - BN

HOLY SHIT IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY - Prank Card

Forget polite birthday wishes. Forget “hope your day is special” garbage. If you really love someone, you annoy the living hell out of them. And that’s exactly what the HOLY SHIT IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY Prank Card does.

The second they open this thing, it doesn’t just play a tune - it screams offensive, looping birthday chaos for hours. Nonstop. Relentless. Unstoppable. The only way to kill it? Destroy the card. And when they finally snap and rip it apart? BOOM. Hidden glitter payload detonates, covering them in shiny regret.

👉 Don’t give boring. Give the birthday card that ruins their peace, wrecks their living room, and makes you the funniest bastard at the party.

Why This Birthday Prank is Perfect

Because birthdays are supposed to be fun, not Hallmark-level boring. Anyone can buy a cake. Anyone can say “happy birthday.” But only a true legend sends a card that drives the birthday boy or girl insane for 2–4 straight hours.

This isn’t just a card. It’s psychological warfare disguised as paper. A birthday prank card that says, “I care enough to fuck with you properly.”

Picture the Scene

Your friend sits down to open gifts. They see an innocent envelope, smile, and open it. Then it happens: “HOLY SHIT IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY” blasts out on repeat, loud, rude, and completely unignorable.

They laugh at first. Everyone laughs. But then the minutes tick by. The song doesn’t stop. They slam it shut. Still going. They hide it under a pillow. Still going. Finally, in a fit of rage, they rip it apart - and instantly get blasted with glitter. Now they’re sparkling, screaming, and plotting revenge.

One reviewer said, “Best prank ever. My brother couldn’t stop it, destroyed it, and now he’s STILL vacuuming glitter out of his rug.” Another wrote, “Sent this to my best friend’s 40th. We laughed so hard we cried. She hates me, but it was worth it.”

Why People Love the HOLY SHIT IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY Card

• Nonstop offensive looping song - plays for 2–4 hours straight.
• Unstoppable torture - can’t be silenced without destruction.
• Hidden glitter payload - explodes when they finally give up.
• Made from premium cardstock - tough enough to last the battle.
• Includes envelope - looks innocent until activated.
• Shipped 100% anonymously - they’ll never know it was you.

Don’t Be the Snooze-Fest Gift Giver

Sure, you could bring a gift card, a sweater, or a lame bottle of wine. But you’re better than that. You’re the kind of person who shows up with chaos in an envelope. This isn’t just a prank - it’s a memory they’ll never forget, no matter how many times they curse your name while vacuuming glitter out of their ass crack.

👉 Click “Add to Cart,” send the HOLY SHIT IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY Prank Card, and become the legend who turned their party into a warzone.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you actually put your recipient’s name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it’s you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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***NOTE: If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the card is the recipient. That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.***