HOLYSHIT IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY - BN
HOLY SHIT IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY - Prank Card
Forget polite birthday wishes. Forget “hope your day is special” garbage. If you really love someone, you annoy the living hell out of them. And that’s exactly what the HOLY SHIT IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY Prank Card does.
The second they open this thing, it doesn’t just play a tune - it screams offensive, looping birthday chaos for hours. Nonstop. Relentless. Unstoppable. The only way to kill it? Destroy the card. And when they finally snap and rip it apart? BOOM. Hidden glitter payload detonates, covering them in shiny regret.
👉 Don’t give boring. Give the birthday card that ruins their peace, wrecks their living room, and makes you the funniest bastard at the party.
Why This Birthday Prank is Perfect
Because birthdays are supposed to be fun, not Hallmark-level boring. Anyone can buy a cake. Anyone can say “happy birthday.” But only a true legend sends a card that drives the birthday boy or girl insane for 2–4 straight hours.
This isn’t just a card. It’s psychological warfare disguised as paper. A birthday prank card that says, “I care enough to fuck with you properly.”
Picture the Scene
Your friend sits down to open gifts. They see an innocent envelope, smile, and open it. Then it happens: “HOLY SHIT IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY” blasts out on repeat, loud, rude, and completely unignorable.
They laugh at first. Everyone laughs. But then the minutes tick by. The song doesn’t stop. They slam it shut. Still going. They hide it under a pillow. Still going. Finally, in a fit of rage, they rip it apart - and instantly get blasted with glitter. Now they’re sparkling, screaming, and plotting revenge.
One reviewer said, “Best prank ever. My brother couldn’t stop it, destroyed it, and now he’s STILL vacuuming glitter out of his rug.” Another wrote, “Sent this to my best friend’s 40th. We laughed so hard we cried. She hates me, but it was worth it.”
Why People Love the HOLY SHIT IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY Card
- Nonstop offensive looping song - plays for 2–4 hours straight.
- Unstoppable torture - can’t be silenced without destruction.
- Hidden glitter payload - explodes when they finally give up.
- Made from premium cardstock - tough enough to last the battle.
- Includes envelope - looks innocent until activated.
- Shipped 100% anonymously - they’ll never know it was you.
Don’t Be the Snooze-Fest Gift Giver
Sure, you could bring a gift card, a sweater, or a lame bottle of wine. But you’re better than that. You’re the kind of person who shows up with chaos in an envelope. This isn’t just a prank - it’s a memory they’ll never forget, no matter how many times they curse your name while vacuuming glitter out of their ass crack.
👉 Click “Add to Cart,” send the HOLY SHIT IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY Prank Card, and become the legend who turned their party into a warzone.
IMPORTANT: Make sure you actually put your recipient’s name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it’s you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
*By ordering you are agreeing to the Terms of Service and Privacy Policy found at the checkout page and page footer.*
***NOTE: If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the card is the recipient. That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.***
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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