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Looking for a hilarious and unforgettable prank to send to your friends or loved ones? Look no further than the "I Have a Small Penis" Never-Ending Prank Greeting Card from Dick at Your Door.
This high-quality and cheeky card is the perfect way to surprise and delight your recipient with a never-ending loop of the phrase "I have a small penis." With our innovative prank technology, the sound can play continuously for up to three hours, providing endless amusement and laughs for you and your recipient.
But who should you send this prank card to? Here are just a few examples:
- Your best friend who always brags about his manhood
- Your coworker who takes himself too seriously
- Your ex who could use a good laugh
- Your partner who knows your sense of humor all too well
- Your sibling who loves a good prank
At Dick at Your Door, we're committed to providing the highest-quality products and service to our customers. That's why our "I Have a Small Penis" Never-Ending Prank Greeting Card is printed on durable cardstock, ensuring that it will last long after the initial surprise has worn off.
Plus, with same-day shipping available for orders placed by 3PM EST, you can be sure that your prank will arrive in plenty of time to surprise and amuse your recipient. Most orders arrive within three days of shipping, so you won't have to wait long to start enjoying the endless entertainment that this card provides.
In conclusion, if you're looking for a hilarious and unforgettable way to prank your friends or loved ones, then the "I Have a Small Penis" Never-Ending Prank Greeting Card from Dick at Your Door is the perfect choice. With its never-ending loop of the phrase "I have a small penis," this card is sure to provide endless amusement and laughter for you and your recipient. Order yours today and get ready to surprise and delight with a gift they'll never forget.
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You can choose to have us send it directly to the person you want to prank with the prank singing confetti card. Simply choose activated, add a custom message if you want and you're ready. Just make sure you send your prank greeting card to the correct shipping address. If you want to write your own note inside the card or if you want to give it to your friend personally, just select "not active" and send it to yourself. Each singing confetti card comes with instructions on how to properly activate it
The card is equipped with a tag on the outide of the card. If you have chosen to have the greeting card sent to you not activated, you will receive instructions on how to properly gift the card for maximum fun. In short: open the card, write your message, close the card, pull the tab , and slide the singing confetti card into the envelope. Easy as that
If you order before 2PM EST monday through Friday, your order will go out on the same day. after 2pm EST, and your order will ship out the following day. All orders taken over the weekend are sent out the following monday.
Generally speaking, we suggest you give your singin prank confetti card to your recipient within three months of purcahsing the card. Because it is battery operated, the card will eventually lose it's charge. We have many that worked after a year, but don't push it....just to be safe!
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s target.
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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you have to mail them to yourself then you can mail them to the person getting them. If you mail it to the person they get it outside of the enevelope.I messed up the first ones. I pulled the tab then opened them up to write my note inside.The company was nice enough to send me 2 more but once again when I opened them to write a note (without pulling tab), they would not stop. Other products have been good, but too much work to try to send 4 party invitations to people and still have not figured out how.
I’ve been waiting for a month for my package and have not received it. No one responds to my emails and I’m unable to receive a refund.
I have always had a great experience ordering from you.
I knew the package was received when my mother texted me, “Are you done sending shitty gifts?” Maybe her husband shouldn’t keep gifting me Trump memorabilia and bibles as “jokes”.