I Have a Small Penis! Never-Ending Prank Greeting Card
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Looking for a hilarious and unforgettable prank to send to your friends or loved ones? Look no further than the "I Have a Small Penis" Never-Ending Prank Greeting Card from Dick at Your Door.
This high-quality and cheeky card is the perfect way to surprise and delight your recipient with a never-ending loop of the phrase "I have a small penis." With our innovative prank technology, the sound can play continuously for up to three hours, providing endless amusement and laughs for you and your recipient.
But who should you send this prank card to? Here are just a few examples:
- Your best friend who always brags about his manhood
- Your coworker who takes himself too seriously
- Your ex who could use a good laugh
- Your partner who knows your sense of humor all too well
- Your sibling who loves a good prank
At Dick at Your Door, we're committed to providing the highest-quality products and service to our customers. That's why our "I Have a Small Penis" Never-Ending Prank Greeting Card is printed on durable cardstock, ensuring that it will last long after the initial surprise has worn off.
Plus, with same-day shipping available for orders placed by 3PM EST, you can be sure that your prank will arrive in plenty of time to surprise and amuse your recipient. Most orders arrive within three days of shipping, so you won't have to wait long to start enjoying the endless entertainment that this card provides.
In conclusion, if you're looking for a hilarious and unforgettable way to prank your friends or loved ones, then the "I Have a Small Penis" Never-Ending Prank Greeting Card from Dick at Your Door is the perfect choice. With its never-ending loop of the phrase "I have a small penis," this card is sure to provide endless amusement and laughter for you and your recipient. Order yours today and get ready to surprise and delight with a gift they'll never forget.
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
This product is rated 4.8 of 5.0 stars.
It has received 156 reviews.
Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card
We are getting a new puppy next week
I plan on leaving it on my wife’s side of the bed
Laughed just hitting the order button!
This worked out perfect because the recipient of this package had a milk delivery as well who showed up after this was delivered so they got to see the package hehe